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#68 - BingoFingaz (12/18/2011) [-]
Crppy pasta dump in - 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. 0. BLAST OFF
User avatar #260 to #98 - ultrarobbie (12/18/2011) [-]
NOPENOPENOPE

I actually fucking froze. Srsly guise, I srsly frz I'm srs
User avatar #251 to #98 - kyeseven (12/18/2011) [-]
Mirror behind me, I shrieked a little when I realized my hair was all fucked up and I didn't recognize myself, my heart skipped a beat.
User avatar #191 to #98 - exoh (12/18/2011) [-]
HA jokes on you, i cant read
#186 to #98 - knowallthefeels (12/18/2011) [-]
Scared the shit out of my I'm sitting against a window and it's dark out.
User avatar #185 to #98 - danifuck (12/18/2011) [-]
HOLY SHIT! Im freaked out right now! right after reading this, i was gonna take a slurp from my bottle of soda, witch were standing right next to my chair. as i reached out to get it, it wasn't there, i stood up and started to search for the soda. but could not find it. i then went out in the living room, just to check if it was there, and it wasnt, so i went back to my room. i sat down in my chair. i then thought back on the "Don't Look Behind You" thing. and offcourse i had to look behind me. as i turned, i can swear i saw a face, as it dissapeared just milliseconds later! im not fucking kiddig! it could have been my mind fucking the shit out of me, but this almost too real. i was freaked out. when i turned back around to look at the screen, the keyboard letters "D, O and T were wet, of soda. it could offcourse be a coincidence, but D O T is the shortening of my full name. Daniel On** Thor*******..... and guess what, right after all that, i found the soda. guess where it was. it was tipped over on top of my shelf. but since it was almost empity, only a few drops had spilled, hitting my keyboard and hitted said buttons. the wierdest part is that the shelf is pretty tall. i had to get a chair to get the soda back down.
#199 to #185 - xpknight (12/18/2011) [-]
quit the bullshit, that didn't happen, and if it did  
nothing narapormal such as that is real  
from an /x/phile.
quit the bullshit, that didn't happen, and if it did
nothing narapormal such as that is real
from an /x/phile.
User avatar #217 to #199 - danifuck (12/18/2011) [-]
there is probabli a logical explenation. for example: the bottle on the shelf already was there, and i drank up the first one without noticing. i see faces everywhere anyways. the keyboard probibly was a little wet from before. im just telling you what i experienced, not what actually happend ;)
#221 to #217 - xpknight (12/18/2011) [-]
>probabli  
>omg guys weird shit's going on  
don't think we're going to believe you
>probabli
>omg guys weird shit's going on
don't think we're going to believe you
#136 to #98 - illegit (12/18/2011) [-]
im sitting against a wall and that made me feel comfortable at the end.  
  
anyway here's my favorite:  
  
You're sitting on the couch, watching bad TV. There's a news break. A tall, white man with a full beard wearing a flannel coat has just killed a family of six in your neighborhood, and is on the loose. You get up to go to the kitchen and make a bowl of cereal. You look out your sliding glass door and see a tall white man with a full beard wearing a flannel coat standing in the snow. In your backyard. You run to a phone and begin to dial 911 and you look out the sliding glass door again. Now he's much closer. You look with horror at the snow and realize there are no footprints.  
  
It's his reflection.
im sitting against a wall and that made me feel comfortable at the end.

anyway here's my favorite:

You're sitting on the couch, watching bad TV. There's a news break. A tall, white man with a full beard wearing a flannel coat has just killed a family of six in your neighborhood, and is on the loose. You get up to go to the kitchen and make a bowl of cereal. You look out your sliding glass door and see a tall white man with a full beard wearing a flannel coat standing in the snow. In your backyard. You run to a phone and begin to dial 911 and you look out the sliding glass door again. Now he's much closer. You look with horror at the snow and realize there are no footprints.

It's his reflection.
#269 to #136 - somekoreanguy (12/18/2011) [-]
Talk to him, maybe he wants to be friends
User avatar #237 to #136 - kismonos (12/18/2011) [-]
fuck you, that creeped the shit outta me
#128 to #98 - FailFjer (12/18/2011) [-]
Didn't I already do this? Well I moved my plant so now I.. I... HOLY FUCKING SHIT A PENCIL
Didn't I already do this? Well I moved my plant so now I.. I... HOLY FUCKING SHIT A PENCIL
#106 to #98 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
If he is me from the future he would write to me in my mothers tongue, not english. But yeah, thats a good one.
#130 to #106 - anonymous (12/18/2011) [-]
maybe in the future the whole world speaks only english and by the time you wrote this you forgot your own language
#245 to #69 - rubenesquetony (12/18/2011) [-]
So, let me get this straight - the young girl is both of her parents and ends up stealing herself from herself, in turn ruining her own life so she can have a better life.  
  
WHAT.
So, let me get this straight - the young girl is both of her parents and ends up stealing herself from herself, in turn ruining her own life so she can have a better life.

WHAT.
User avatar #134 to #69 - jinpayne ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
Wibbly-Wobbly Timey Wimey
User avatar #102 to #69 - JiffypopisGOD (12/18/2011) [-]
This one isn't really creepy, its just cool
User avatar #103 to #102 - BingoFingaz (12/18/2011) [-]
Yeah :P
#123 to #70 - mrbah (12/18/2011) [-]
that is pretty neat-o if you ask me.
i expected something in the end that implied he would die.
#90 to #70 - gothpride (12/18/2011) [-]
that was kinda scary... you have pictures?
User avatar #183 to #71 - joefishsticks ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
this is probably my favorite one ever.
User avatar #263 to #183 - BingoFingaz (12/18/2011) [-]
Same, one of the best ones I've EVER read, and I have a SHIT TON of creepy pastas. Just uploaded a few.
#153 to #71 - subgunner ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
i read this in my bedroom on the top floor in the middle of the day with my lights on and i'm still scared shitless.......
i read this in my bedroom on the top floor in the middle of the day with my lights on and i'm still scared shitless.......
User avatar #147 to #71 - CarlosRayNorris (12/18/2011) [-]
that was a good one, bravo
User avatar #93 to #74 - umadjelly (12/18/2011) [-]
What an unsatisfying ending
User avatar #94 to #93 - BingoFingaz (12/18/2011) [-]
I think the ending is BRILLIANT, that's one of my favorite Creepy Pastas
User avatar #95 to #94 - umadjelly (12/18/2011) [-]
Well yeah it's good but it would have been better if say he got called down and his family were ready to take another photo in the different position it mentioned

Otherwise it was brilliant
#121 to #95 - meowmeowmeoww (12/18/2011) [-]
you replied to the wrong comment, you silly derp
User avatar #270 to #121 - umadjelly (12/18/2011) [-]
Yes I did
#149 to #76 - mrbah (12/18/2011) [-]
that bitch is gonna be pretty busy, because i sent this text to everyone I know and also random adresses.
umad muerta blanca?
User avatar #131 to #79 - xBooMHeaDShOt (12/18/2011) [-]
@The.GIF
That scared the fuck out of me.
User avatar #182 to #80 - zamka (12/18/2011) [-]
could you please tell me where you get these stories?
User avatar #264 to #182 - BingoFingaz (12/18/2011) [-]
4chan /x/ my friend :)
#265 to #81 - extremistavenger (12/18/2011) [-]
That was fucking beautiful.
thumb for you.
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User avatar #192 to #84 - illegit (12/18/2011) [-]
DO YOU REMEMBA

THE TWENTY FIRST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBA

DANCIN THE NIGHT AWAAYY
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#194 to #86 - zamka (12/18/2011) [-]
hmmm, weird, sometimes i hear a little ringing voice in my ear, but i ignore it.....
hmmm, weird, sometimes i hear a little ringing voice in my ear, but i ignore it.....
#180 to #87 - dopesauceshit (12/18/2011) [-]
FUCKING FUCK THAT SHIT NO NEVER EVER WHY DID I READ ALL OF THEM
FUCKING FUCK THAT SHIT NO NEVER EVER WHY DID I READ ALL OF THEM
User avatar #141 to #87 - ragemonster (12/18/2011) [-]
WHY CAN'T I STOP READING THESE?
#139 to #87 - mrbah (12/18/2011) [-]
those are nice creepypastas, i am actually more amazed by most of them (for example the mirrors- one) but what is creepy about the socrates stuff?
User avatar #225 to #139 - gitrdunn (12/18/2011) [-]
which one is the mirrors?
#226 to #225 - mrbah (12/18/2011) [-]
#85
User avatar #230 to #226 - gitrdunn (12/18/2011) [-]
ty, thumb for you!
User avatar #107 to #87 - lollyholly (12/18/2011) [-]
Usually these don't scare me. I read all of them and now I am legitimately scared and thinking about everything I've ever done. Not many things make me feel like this, the only other thing I can remember is watching Dexter's lab at midnight (I have no idea with that one). Sometimes I hate this, but today I love feeling like this for some strange reason. This has got to be my favourite thread ever, and I thank you.

LOLLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GOING ON ABOUT RANDOM SHIT TO STRANGERS.

#88 to #87 - professorduck (12/18/2011) [-]
Too small; Didn't read  
Lol
Too small; Didn't read
Lol
User avatar #89 to #88 - BingoFingaz (12/18/2011) [-]
Mabye click the picture?
#91 to #89 - professorduck (12/18/2011) [-]
Then I would say:  
Too long; Didn't read
Then I would say:
Too long; Didn't read
#110 to #91 - TheRagingPhoenix ONLINE (12/18/2011) [-]
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