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**epicrat rolls 01**

I was fine until the one with the sweeper then I lost it xD.

Well done OP, well done. :)

I tried...

PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!

This one took a while.

MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME AND MY MOM GOT SCARED AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTY AND UNCLE TO BEL AIR. I WHISTLED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH AND THERE WERE DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS CAB WAS RARE, BUT I THOUGHT NAH FORGET IT, YO HOMES TO BEL AIR. I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 AJND I YELLED TO THE CABBY YO HOMES SMELL YOU LATER, LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WAS FINALLY THERE, TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR. WHAT HAPPENS NOW

Go for it! These are hilarious.

**pizzacat rolls 22** hold ur dubs

**glenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #137 at Black Fry Day **

Wanna.. you know?

**praytothegodofswag rolls 66**