So yesterday my mom told me to sweep the carpet (yes sweep, because apparently a vacuum is too efficient) and she got all kinds of buttmad because i wasn't "cleaning it right" and proceeded to snatch the broom away from me. I told her that the way i clean will get it done at the same pace as the way you do, so i can either have it done or have it done YOUR way. Then she threw a fit and told me that i would never make it in the real world because i can't follow directions.