Finally someone else who's smart enough to actually know what is actually said in the news. Not just what the internet said. (Pizza is not a vegetable it just has one serving of vegetables for those who don't get it)

I cannot believe you're being such a tight ass about a joke. Do you HONESTLY think that we believe Pizza is a vegetable? No. I'm pretty sure we're all intelligent to know that US congress made a stupid choice and the internet ran with it, as usual. It sounds like you seriously need big cup of shut the fuck up with a side order of calm your tits.

ohh looks like we got a hard ass over here telling me what the first person already told me yea i got it I was intoxicated when I typed that now that i look back at it it was a dumb thing to say do you want me to apologize fine I will. Im sorry

Yeah, pizza is a veggie.

Canada but it is common interweb wisdom that pizza is now a vegetable.

You're new to FJ aren't you...

Here! Take this!

Use it wisely!

Hey man, I'm sorry that you're a complete hypocrite. At first I thought you were trolling, but then when you posted this link thinking you actually made a point. Not only did your link not work, but my hands were already preoccupied double facepalming to type in that 1128 into my address bar (assuming that would be the finishing part of the url.)

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/16/us/politics/congress-blocks-new-rules-o n-school-lunches.html

Go rot in hell.

sorry i dont believe in hell In my religion i go to mount olympus

And by the way, to paraphrase the congress' decision, it is very appropriate to say pizza is a veggie.

Not to be a dick or anything, because I do find the "pizza is a vegetable" thing funny, but honestly, congress didn't ACTUALLY say pizza is a vegetable, just that the tomato paste is a good serving of fruits and veggies. If you want an article, this should explain it:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/did-congress-declare-piz za-as-a-vegetable-not-exactly/2011/11/20/gIQABXgmhN_blog.html

Yes, That's why I said PARAPHRASE it makes it okay to say pizza is a veggie

It's just a meme, stop fussing over it.

NO, it would be a humorous statement. On a site that is ABOUT humor I am astounded that anyone could be so oblivious to it.
And you replying to your own comments means you care a great deal about this.
1. Calm the fuck down
2. I was looking at other content
3. I really couldn't care less...
You need a hobby, go play in traffic.

^^^^^LOL^^^^^

and that is how you get fucked in the arsehole by red thumbs.