My deaf mother. True story, and OC. I might do more Deaf Mother stories if I feel like/get motivated. So I take it you guys want more stories. Thanks for the th
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My deaf mother

True story, and OC.
I might do more Deaf Mother stories if I feel like/get motivated.
So I take it you guys want more stories. Thanks for the thumbs!

My mem is deaf, and has been
frem birth.
Dr having sexxytime and net
tarr: o: tr: about her hearing it.
But samething emme adress my
mind the ether night.
What if when my mem gets old,
is at the hospital en life
support. leeks at me,
and with her dying breath,
This has its perks. Like
blaring laud music and she
wen' t nettie.
Or swearing at: her whe
get in a fight as seen
as she turns her back.
T could hear yeu
the entire time."
...
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Submitted: 12/16/2011
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#1 - anonymous (12/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
More stories Do moar staries i need to lick yar face
#37 - heroicvenom (12/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
that awkward moment when your ******* your own mother
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#137 - thebottomhoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (8 replies)
#33 - newborn (12/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
simple test:
get a gun, or if you dont have one an air horn. creep up behind her and fire/blow it, if she can hear, she will jump. unless she's also a ninja. (also with the gun, aim away from your mother. deaf people can still be shot in the head.)
#238 - kiokothekrab (12/17/2011) [-]
Must be nice to have parents
Must be nice to have parents
#71 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
She knew all along!
User avatar #275 - mynameisjarvis (12/17/2011) [+] (8 replies)
That awkward moment when you have sex with your mother.
#204 - hitlerwasright (12/17/2011) [+] (18 replies)
Your mom probably became deaf because you are so ugly. And that's not even plausible.
#21 - phineask (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I'm glad you made a comic, instead of a Conspiracy Keanu image.

I've got no problem with them, but it's nice to see at least a little variety.

So, thanks!
#303 - royalwerewolf ONLINE (12/17/2011) [-]
She would be remembered as one of the greatest trolls of all time
She would be remembered as one of the greatest trolls of all time
#335 - wtfmoments (12/17/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**wtfmoments rolls 9**
#188 - lucidwater (12/17/2011) [-]
What if all deaf people fake it




to troll us when we tell them our secrets we think they can't hear?
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#90 - americangenius **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (13 replies)
#67 - urethrafranklin (12/16/2011) [+] (9 replies)
things you could get away with if your mother was deaf...
#288 - xshawnxsullivanx (12/17/2011) [-]
then she wouldbe one of the greatest trolls of all time
#185 - whitenedblack (12/17/2011) [-]
What.
#11 - ClicheUsername (12/16/2011) [+] (8 replies)
How the **** would she talk to you if she has been deaf since birth?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Zeigh (12/16/2011) [-]
being deaf does not equal mute.
User avatar #42 - djeod (12/16/2011) [+] (4 replies)
that would be rly sad cos she'd never hear your voice at all in her time being with u, :(
#62 to #42 - awesomesaurusrex (12/16/2011) [-]
likedisifyoucryeverytim.jpg
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