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So, I' heard From the internet
Fapping with lotion seems to
make the experience quite a bit
mere enjoyable. So I tried it.
So apparently I' m allergic to lotion
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #2 - gwlk
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(12/16/2011) [-]
You should try BenGay, instead.
It feels amazing.
#276 to #2 - anon id: 87def263
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a535 is pretty amazing too
#460 to #2 - zzombiee
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(12/17/2011) [-]
Must try!
User avatar #468 to #2 - gwlk
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(12/17/2011) [-]
Coming home from a **** day at work and seeing my comment in the top 5?
I guess that's pretty neat.
#461 to #2 - dopplerpillow
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(12/17/2011) [-]
I use Tabasco Sauce. Works like a charm!
I use Tabasco Sauce. Works like a charm!
#470 to #2 - fuzzy
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#366 to #2 - AltiarCow
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(12/17/2011) [-]
I prefer Tiger Balm
User avatar #272 to #2 - ElegantSiren
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(12/17/2011) [-]
True story: When I was in high school, sometimes we would share gym class with the guys and there was a guy that put Icy Hot on his knee after gym and then went to take a piss right after without washing his hands. I've never heard a guy scream the way he did...
User avatar #10 to #2 - nrhv
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(12/16/2011) [-]
I'm more of a tiger balm man
#4 to #2 - fignewtonz
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(12/16/2011) [-]
really? thanks for the advice, man!
#475 to #4 - anon id: 4bfd2a84
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at God damn it! **
#346 to #4 - darealnyagga
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(12/17/2011) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA SHUT THE **** UP CUNT
#3 - fignewtonz
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(12/16/2011) [-]
tried fapping with this **** one time.





never. again.
User avatar #375 to #3 - yourighthand
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(12/17/2011) [-]
it was fine for me >_<
#8 to #3 - iticklemynipple **User deleted account**
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#148 - patrez
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(12/16/2011) [-]
**patrez rolls 88**
#157 to #148 - jackster
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**jackster rolls 38**

User avatar #278 to #157 - roboticdolphin
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**roboticdolphin rolls 15**
#189 to #148 - xenothousand **User deleted account**
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#190 to #189 - xenothousand **User deleted account**
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User avatar #196 to #148 - doctordabble
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**doctordabble rolls 83**
#382 to #148 - theftbkid
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#193 to #148 - archangelnight
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(12/16/2011) [-]
#Swag
#Swag
#153 to #148 - superconrad
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Comment Picture
#158 to #153 - patrez
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#12 - anon id: d9559139
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**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #604 at Physics **

I don't fap without lotion because I like to eat my semen - to prevent it from becoming a mess.
#44 to #12 - vacillantfall
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#16 to #12 - mazyr
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(12/16/2011) [-]
Seems like a 4channer has escaped again. We'll arrest him as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, it is advised to keep all windows and doors locked, and all children and women hidden.
#439 to #16 - mrblatherblather
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#123 - saladtongsofdeath
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #164 at Rigged rolling ** at least you'll know what it looks like to be hung like a black guy
#124 to #123 - melolsoohard [OP]
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**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #544 at Choose your weapon ** Random ass sentence, perfect ass roll
#477 to #124 - saladtongsofdeath
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #690982 at FJ Pony Thread ** better than gay ass mlp rolls
#478 to #477 - saladtongsofdeath
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Facebook (1) ** aaannnddd i rolled an awesome gay guy
User avatar #251 - mattythebeaver
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> I've never tried lotion before
> I'm in the shower
> I'm horny and there's a bottle of shampoo right next to me
> I decide to use it as lube
> start fapping
> Feels good man
> Starts to burn, but not much
> Decide to stop
> Time to pee
> OH WHAT THE **** IT FEELS LIKE 1000 WASPS ARE INSIDE MY PENIS
> No tears my ass
#110 - miaandvinny
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**miaandvinny rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at roll trips **
#121 to #110 - WillieThePimp
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#112 to #110 - melolsoohard [OP]
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**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #758596 at FJ Pony Thread **.... WTF
#340 - LULZOR
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**LULZOR rolls 2** >Show up in random thread
>Roll length of PENIS in inches
#444 to #340 - genicide
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#341 to #340 - LULZOR
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#355 to #341 - maxis
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thanks for making me feel better about myself
#181 - evereTTthegreat **User deleted account**
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User avatar #184 to #181 - spacebunneh
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XDDDDD that is ******* hilarious +1 for you
#186 to #181 - kretch
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User avatar #213 - insowietrussia
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(12/16/2011) [-]
You should try shaving cream. It is really slippery and realistic.
#221 to #213 - SuperGrilledCheese
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(12/16/2011) [-]
You should try vagina. It is really slippery and realistic
#223 to #221 - vikingfaen
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(12/16/2011) [-]
<-------- you
#229 to #223 - SuperGrilledCheese
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Yeah, that's about right. I haven't had sex in months. So what?
Vagina's are amazing on your dick, which is why I suggested the man try it sometime
#246 to #229 - vikingfaen
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(12/16/2011) [-]
STRIKES AGAIN!
#268 to #246 - SuperGrilledCheese
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Well sorry! I didn't know I had to live up to the high standards of a person so creative as to think of putting 'forever alone' after I mentioned sex. You deserve to be crowned ruler of funnyjunk for your incredible wit and humor! I bow down before you.
#481 to #268 - vikingfaen
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