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So, I' heard From the internet
Fapping with lotion seems to
make the experience quite a bit
mere enjoyable. So I tried it.
So apparently I' m allergic to lotion
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Submitted: 12/16/2011
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#2 - gwlk (12/16/2011) [+] (44 replies)
You should try BenGay, instead.
It feels amazing.
#4 to #2 - fignewtonz (12/16/2011) [-]
really? thanks for the advice, man!
#3 - fignewtonz (12/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
tried fapping with this **** one time.





never. again.
#148 - patrez (12/16/2011) [+] (9 replies)
**patrez rolls 88**
#12 - anonymous (12/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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I don't fap without lotion because I like to eat my semen - to prevent it from becoming a mess.
#16 to #12 - mazyr (12/16/2011) [-]
Seems like a 4channer has escaped again. We'll arrest him as soon as possible.

Meanwhile, it is advised to keep all windows and doors locked, and all children and women hidden.
#123 - saladtongsofdeath (12/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #251 - mattythebeaver (12/16/2011) [-]
> I've never tried lotion before
> I'm in the shower
> I'm horny and there's a bottle of shampoo right next to me
> I decide to use it as lube
> start fapping
> Feels good man
> Starts to burn, but not much
> Decide to stop
> Time to pee
> OH WHAT THE **** IT FEELS LIKE 1000 WASPS ARE INSIDE MY PENIS
> No tears my ass
#110 - miaandvinny (12/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#340 - LULZOR (12/17/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**LULZOR rolls 2** >Show up in random thread
>Roll length of PENIS in inches
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User avatar #213 - insowietrussia (12/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
You should try shaving cream. It is really slippery and realistic.
#221 to #213 - SuperGrilledCheese ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
You should try vagina. It is really slippery and realistic
User avatar #372 - Poor (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Shouldn't you have realized you were allergic as soon as you put it on your hand?

**** logic.
#236 - thatass (12/16/2011) [-]
I use windex. It hurts so much but I got used to it
I use windex. It hurts so much but I got used to it
#171 - atilia (12/16/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Here try this. It's hypoallergenic.
#19 - awesomanium (12/16/2011) [-]
I don't know why I laughed at -schlap- so much.
I don't know why I laughed at -schlap- so much.
#18 - Schultan (12/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
conditioner works pretty well...dont ever ever ever ever use shampoo tho
conditioner works pretty well...dont ever ever ever ever use shampoo tho
#286 - Procean (12/17/2011) [+] (10 replies)
the **** you guys use to fap if you dont have lotion?
User avatar #288 to #286 - hazop (12/17/2011) [-]
our hands
#360 - moodyl (12/17/2011) [-]
Bengay ??
#119 - deathzor (12/16/2011) [+] (9 replies)
**** lotion, **** saliva XD

This is what a MAN'S masturbating hand looks like!
User avatar #130 to #119 - DisgruntledTomato (12/16/2011) [-]
Is your dick made of brambles?
#105 - Spongekid (12/16/2011) [-]
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
#127 - roshe (12/16/2011) [-]
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