Fucking Dodged!. happened to me at work today Im actually a really nice guy, i dont think being relieved that i didnt give my number to a random fat girl makes
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Fucking Dodged!

happened to me at work today
Im actually a really nice guy, i dont think being relieved that i didnt give my number to a random fat girl makes me a dick...Btw thanks for the front page guys!

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#2 - joshisawesome (12/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Magical bullet that keeps its casing during flight....... Seems legit.
#3 to #2 - Eraith (12/16/2011) [-]
of course! it provides 65% more bullet!
#31 - XXdrayxX (12/16/2011) [+] (11 replies)
How it works for me...
1. Attracted by looks (because i don't care how nice she is if I'm not attracted to her.
2. Stay for their personality ( Because the stereotype about all he beautiful women being mean and nasty is actually just BS.)
#5 - dreamcast (12/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
umm well i dont think you can tell how a girl acts when you have never met her before so im not sure what this chick was bitching about.
User avatar #9 - thepouchka (12/16/2011) [+] (7 replies)
>abercrombie and fitch employee
>wont give a non-attractive girl the time of day
Yep we've got an asshole here.
#10 to #9 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2011) [-]
So you're saying that you'd seriously go with an ugly girl without knowing her personality and knowing she was chicken enough that she had to have her friend ask you? (Seriously, who does that?)

Plus, seeing as how she's fat, let's examine this: To be fat, you must either have a condition that causes it, or you must willingly become fat by not exercising and eating right.
9/10 times, it's the second one.

Don't know about you, but I don't want to be with someone who doesn't even mildly try to care about their health or appearance.
User avatar #16 - ForReal (12/16/2011) [-]
You're too lazy to type out "number"?
#27 - gioc (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
At first I thought a really BIG hot woman came out of the dressing room.
User avatar #21 - lolmasterx (12/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
She shot the bullet casing too? That takes some talent.
#24 - superconrad (12/16/2011) [-]
you cant really expect to be with somebody without having some sort of physical attraction to the person it just doesnt work like that
#1 - thatonesouthernkid (12/16/2011) [-]
<and to think you almost ended up like this guy
<and to think you almost ended up like this guy
+14
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#30 - phineask (12/16/2011) [-]
Alright, a random girl asks for your phone number for her friend at your job.

Do you hand it out?
My answer, regardless of the attractiveness of the girl or the friend, is no. I just don't hand out my number to random people.

Now, that was in OP's defense. I will give that him seeming relieved because the girl was fat makes him seem like a dick, BUT he knew nothing about the girl's personality either. She was a stranger, he could ONLY judge her on her appearance.

TL;DR: Just because OP was relieved he didn't give out his number doesn't make him a dick. He might still be one, but if he is, it's not just because of this.
#12 - specialops ONLINE (12/16/2011) [-]
**specialops rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at fuck it ** what happened
User avatar #42 - skwirl (12/16/2011) [-]
Bitches about you not caring about her personality
Doesn't let you meet her


Becaus **** logic.
User avatar #19 - theuniqueness (12/16/2011) [-]
Typing the # on the line, must you do that?
#53 - klondikemonster (12/17/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I had to dodge both an ugly girl and a fat girl in the same year... I haven't had a girlfriend in my entire life and I actually considered the fat girl, she seemed nice at first (until she began bitching at my best friends, which I don't take 						*******					 lightly) but I ended up dropping the whole thing.  
  
I'm sure there's somebody in college that I will find, but until then, I'm all alone.
I had to dodge both an ugly girl and a fat girl in the same year... I haven't had a girlfriend in my entire life and I actually considered the fat girl, she seemed nice at first (until she began bitching at my best friends, which I don't take ******* lightly) but I ended up dropping the whole thing.

I'm sure there's somebody in college that I will find, but until then, I'm all alone.
#7 - enlil (12/16/2011) [-]
#45 - itbeddie (12/16/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**itbeddie rolled a random image posted in comment #603 at How did you turn out? **
#20 - Womens Study Major (12/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Girls are all the same too - they only care about looks, not how the guy acts or looks on the inside. That's why guys get friendzoned.
User avatar #22 to #20 - AmpEnergy (12/16/2011) [-]
No, some girls are like that. Maybe even most, but plenty of guys are like that too. Generalizations are full of **** , don't pull that.
#11 - pikachubacca (12/16/2011) [-]
**pikachubacca rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at We can all be friends ** what could have happened
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