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omg my fridge just started humming and i almost shit my pants

LOL he was in a cave painting 9000 years ago ......... in a suit.

Are you sure its not just Jack wondering about?

i think my lamp looks a bit suspicious... the one on the left of my sofa...

Plastic bags in the 16th century.

Bitch please... I live in the city, there ain't trees for miles!
:D

WHAT I AM ACTUALLY THINKING:

Fuck me, I'm gonna die.

Quote from Know Your Meme:

On June 8th 2009, a “’paranormal pictures” photoshop contest was launched on the Something Awful forums.[1] The idea was to create creepy images and use them to trick people on paranormal forums into thinking they were authentic. Users started editing images by adding fake ghosts and other strange figures, usually accompanied by a fake story to make it seem more realistic.
On June 10th, user Victor Surge posted in a thread containing the first known mention of the Slender Man as a creature who stalked children.[2] Two photos of the creature were posted to the thread as well.

There. Slender Man was created on the internet. It's an awesome Ghost Story, but it's not real. Now stop trying to prove his existence when you know he was thought up by some dude for an internet contest.

Just let him be fucking Santa again and he'll stop killing children.

Oh just one more post before sleep I said.....

..Not like I wanted to sleep tonight or anything. =\

Makes more sense than Christianity.

As I get on FJ to laugh and calm myself before my last final tomorrow, this is what I come across. Most of campus is gone because they did not have a test tomorrow like me. I am now alone, it is 1:46 am and nobody will hear me scream. :(

Or he could be, you know, this guy