Old people are so awesome.

hey buddy, i dont have to talk to you if i dont want to

sincerely,
the "jerk"

Too bad in reality you're the jerk and you got served

i always feel bad when i walk past you guys without donating i donated to a guy at the beginning of the season and can't afford to donate every time i go into a store

old people are fucking hardcore too

that's bullshit and you know it

fixed

Good Guy Grandma!
Made with my kick ass MS skills.

Related story: At my place of work, the managers practically beg us cashiers to sell warranties. They get complaints from the district management if their numbers are down, which they have been for a while; but the thing is, people don't want the goddamn things. Even if you don't hear "ew, warranty, fuck no!" right away, you can make it sound like the greatest thing since sliced bread and they'll still balk as soon as they find out it costs extra. A good day is when you manage to sell about 6-8 your whole shift through.

Anywho, I had a guy this afternoon who bought EIGHT WARRANTIES AT ONCE. He had eight different electronic items with him, and when he said "go ahead and put it on them all", I was just standing there slack-jawed. At the end of the day, when I showed my department manager my tally sheet with 20-odd warranties on it, he thought I was fucking with him. I am not kidding you, I was getting high-fives from practically every manager I talked to; some of them said they'd never seen anything like it. Greatest workday ever.

i'm sick and tired of modern rage comics. i miss when they were crafted with love in ms paint, and didn't abuse the use of pre-drawn copied meme faces. back when there was 4 panels, expressing an everyday situation that makes you rage. back when forever alone and fuck yeah comics were their own thing. this new garbage isn't funny or interesting. let me refresh your memory on what a REAL rage comic is.

what if that guys whole family just died and he didn't want to talk to you?

Some people ignore Salvation Army because of Their strict Anti-Gay and Anti-Atheist policies.

good grandma greg?

I stopped at "Explane"

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