Choose only one

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Btw your name makes your comment more awesome

or you create a rip in reality and become the AntiGod. Where you use your powers for evil, and have a vagina. Oh, and never die.

huge tits then

Finally i can use this gif..

When will they make a part 2? I think they are having budget cuts right now...I don't know..please help!

Oh and here is a sexy gif to "insure" your help.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1202244/

i would choose invisibility over teleportation only because with all the added bonuses of invisiblity you could also go anywhere you wanted just by getting on a plane or bus and nobody would no
it wouldnt be fast true
but still

But then you need to stand for the whole flight. Just because your invisible doesn't mean you wont still be able to bump into people/ things so im sure they'd feel someone sitting on their lap. It'd still be awesome to be invisible, for perverse reasons, but i'd chose teleportation. Then you could troll nasa by going to mars and drawing a big cock.

or you could just sit in the lane and move over when people walked by
also if you went to mars you'd be dead

Teleport to space station
Steal Space Suit
End up leaving an astronaut with no space suit, ends up dying
Teleport to Mars
You end up on Mars

It'd still be a pain in the ass moving out the way every 5 minutes when people are going past xD but i suppose that'd work.

touche
but on mars what if there's aliens? and you die?!
plus its very unlikely that every single spot would be taken on the plane so just sit down in an empty spot

I've never understood that, when you first get on the plane the thing is completely full, no extra seats, all luggage space taken, cant move for shit. Once that seatbelt light goes off... Where the fuck do people disappear to? do they jump off? Maybe its the toilet... It always shouts at me, but i ignore it, maybe the others start a fight. And Lose!

If there was aliens they'd probably try to learn you, something like area 51's supposed to do. If that happens just teleport back out xD

ya i think you're right they probably jump off haha

you wil get invisible for other organisms(people,cats,dogs and stuff) you are still affected by inorganic things (like heat,wind,stone,light and shit) otherwise you would be falling trough the world.

rape.

Kurt Cobain died at 27 too O_O

Its a hack.

you sir are a genius!

But what if ur life choices steer you away from this life and you never see this choice again?

i dont think you'd get to do it more than once

Dude.... That gif is fucked up...