girlfriend and me, poor college
student who cantt afford anything, sleeping
in fabulously drawn bed one morning
oh could you please get the door
baby it might be the mailman and
T ordered something important
Can you go downstairs and fetch
it for me, then?
YDU GD HOW OR ND MORE SEX EVER
THTS IS REALLY IMPROTANT
Four flights of stairs down
nope, no elevator
Here' s your really important
parcel honey, you probably want
to open it right now
because it' s for youl
poorly drawn doorbell
Mailman]. Got a
parcel for you!"
It WAS the mailman, but he didn' t
come up. Probably left the parcel
in the mailbox.
Four flights of
stairs up - still