Shark Attacks. who wouldve guessed p.s. dont skip, give it a thumb...i'll give you a cookie? edit #1 top 60!! thanks everyone!!! to anyone who wonders how this  Shark shark attack kitchen Men women funny
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Shark Attacks

Shark Attacks. who wouldve guessed p.s. dont skip, give it a thumb...i'll give you a cookie? edit #1 top 60!! thanks everyone!!! to anyone who wonders how this

who wouldve guessed p.s. dont skip, give it a thumb...i'll give you a cookie? edit #1 top 60!! thanks everyone!!! to anyone who wonders how this statement is true, its because studies show that men are 9 times more prone to doing things like scuba diving, snorkeling, or surfing etc. once again thanks everyone!

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User avatar #1 - nastykoga (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I call shenanigans. Men don't randomly bleed.
#2 - bubber (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Why don't sharks eat ******* ?
- Because they think it's whale **** .
User avatar #18 - luismamontes (12/14/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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#20 - wiinor (12/14/2011) [-]
that implies that it can still happen in the kitchen
that implies that it can still happen in the kitchen
#5 - shinigamihu (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I may now disregard this myth. Period.
#6 to #5 - herromynamejohn (12/14/2011) [-]
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation....
#21 - FightClub (12/14/2011) [-]
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well actually they're pretty devout nowadays, so you may never be attacked by a shark

unless they're atheists... watch out for the atheist sharks
#9 - DHgfx (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I guess the sharks think we have bait between our legs..
User avatar #15 - tacoiiimaniac (12/14/2011) [-]
'Cause men are 9 times more likely to be boss enough to even swim out to where the wild things are.
User avatar #7 - spycheckingpyro (12/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
am i the only one to read this as "you are nine times more likely to be attacked by a shark than being attacked by a woman"

because i've been kicked in the balls, slapped, hit with purses, and the wimpy punch on the arm more times than having my limbs ripped off by a ******* shark
User avatar #4 - cheeseybagle (12/14/2011) [-]
SAVE YOURSELVES MEN! Scientists have now discovered that sharks will only attack you if you're wet
User avatar #31 - IAmManbearpig (12/15/2011) [-]
i dunno, i'm more afraid of women than i am of sharks sometimes. bitches be crazy
#11 - nettogrof (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #8 - ogomer ONLINE (12/14/2011) [-]
How many women actually bathe while on the beach instead of tanning?
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