Joke. Just a joke that I remembered right now. EDIT: Thanks for Top 20 guys! This is the first time I got front page! THANK YOU ALL WHO THUMBED EITHER WAY!. So,
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Just a joke that I remembered right now.
EDIT: Thanks for Top 20 guys! This is the first time I got front page! THANK YOU ALL WHO THUMBED EITHER WAY!

So, China scientists invented a clock, that when it
hears' cursing it moves 1 minute further.
First, they placed it in an English bar. The clock
was 5 minutes further.
Second, they placed it in a Sweden bar. The clock
was 7 minutes further.
Third, they placed it in a Russian bar. The clock
was missing.
Where is the clock that we placed?" asked the
scientist.
Oh, that was a clock? We thought, why would we
need a fan in winter..." said the Barkeeper.
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Submitted: 12/13/2011
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#68 - jettripleseven (12/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
meanwhile in russia
User avatar #7 - tolikbro (12/13/2011) [+] (13 replies)
It's true. I'm Russian and been living in the states for a while so I only hear the typical American swears. When I hear a Russian curse someone out, it hurts my soul because it's just so elaborate and so much more scathing.
User avatar #9 to #7 - euphoricturtle (12/13/2011) [-]
I once heard a russian gay say to my friend "You're gay with your mom." I was wat for days.
#117 - mytrakytra (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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Well that was fan-tastic.
#44 - anonymous (12/14/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I wish I spoke Sweden
#47 to #44 - anonymous (12/14/2011) [-]
I wish I spoke France.
User avatar #67 - trollmetoday ONLINE (12/14/2011) [+] (7 replies)
To those who don't get it: The clock isn't digital.
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#24 - silenthill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #26 to #24 - zumbles (12/13/2011) [-]
How i read that: six-ARRRRRRRRRRTBEE
User avatar #30 - burtonkillz (12/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
uhm....irish bar? anyone?
User avatar #35 to #30 - gildemoono ONLINE (12/14/2011) [-]
The clock proceeded to power the entire nation when a generator was hooked up to it.
#10 - dalle (12/13/2011) [-]
Sweden bar??? What the **** is a Sweden bar????
User avatar #38 - urok (12/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
INSTALL IN ALL HIGHSCHOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #86 - brianboitano (12/14/2011) [-]
"Oh **** , that was a ******* clock? We thought, why the **** would we need a god damn fan in ******* winter..."
#186 - dimondz (12/14/2011) [+] (7 replies)
mfw i didn't get it because i thought they meant digital clock
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#48 - noodlelover (12/14/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I lived in Russia till i was six and then we moved to America first thing i thought about America was, " **** i love mcdonalds." WE USED TO HAVE A ****** MONKEY then we moved and i speak russian and i thought i would share that with FJ is my ass going to hurt when you rape me with red thumbs?
#43 - romar (12/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
try visiting a "rorbu" in norway..
#53 to #43 - dangler ONLINE (12/14/2011) [-]
Try visiting an high-school in Mississippi.
#221 - jaxonnn (12/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Fixed *
#191 - ilikerolling (12/14/2011) [-]
**ilikerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Oh god. **
User avatar #40 - AGuyThatLaughs (12/14/2011) [-]
So a man died and went to heaven. When he got there an angel greeted him and showed him everything. The angel showed him a wall of clocks and said "This is how much time they have in their lifes. Every time they lie, cheat, steal, commit aldultery, or get drunk it moves 1 minute further." He saw that his clock moved 400 times in his life and felt greatly bad about it. He went exploring around many peoples clocks and saw his wifes had moved 1000 times and was angered. He asked to see Bill Clinton's and the angel replied
"Oh, thats our fan"
#87 - darklit (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
It's sad because i feel a lot of younger people don't get the joke since they don't know what analog is..
#185 - cinematicbrix (12/14/2011) [-]
Ahhh, now I get it, the clock was moving so fast they thought it was a fan
Ahhh, now I get it, the clock was moving so fast they thought it was a fan
#152 - breakfastlunch (12/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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