Terrible Childhood Memories OC. OC, this is my first ever upload so maybe spare a thumb? edit - thanks guys for the thumbs on my 1st post i'll try to keep it co
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Terrible Childhood Memories OC

OC, this is my first ever upload so maybe spare a thumb?

*edit* - thanks guys for the thumbs on my 1st post i'll try to keep it coming

this isn't actually a true story i got the idea from when my brother really cut his dick on a toilet seat and had to get his foreskin removed. sorry if you're upset that it didn't really happen

Tags: oh | God | why
11 year old me just mend brothers porn magazine only tapped ence before and
do it again
in my excitement
I forgot ta lack
the deer
derp, we made
ceelo. ies!
I' ll say the terlet seat fell en my dick and new it' s
bleeding and I wasjust melting at it ta see if it
alright!
Mylife is ayer
actually cut my
dick with s:: isters* everyone ;
**** yeah they' ll
tatally buy this
hey eye ryone I
wasjust checking
myself before
because the
terlet seat fell en
my penis
eberyone mad and
yelling did''
we' re geing ta
eberyone' s shocked l the 'emergency
and my mum screams
Mrs derp, your sen' s fare skin
is partially ripped, we' re
geing ta have ta redeye the
whale thing..
...
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Submitted: 12/13/2011
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#22 - evargon (12/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#27 - azsh (12/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Have you ever fapped so hard that even the door enjoyed it?
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#108 - raindeaf (12/13/2011) [+] (25 replies)
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#1 - zionsype (12/13/2011) [+] (19 replies)
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User avatar #9 to #7 - maltionthefurry (12/13/2011) [-]
*wong
#89 - nicnac (12/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #32 - tzoedn (12/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1 Get caught fapping
2 Cut own PENIS
3 Free Circumcision
4 ???????
5 Profit
#52 - thebakedbaker (12/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**thebakedbaker rolled a random image posted in comment #374 at Spartans ** This was hilarious! A thumb for you sir
**thebakedbaker rolled a random image posted in comment #374 at Spartans ** This was hilarious! A thumb for you sir
#113 - Canucklehead (12/13/2011) [-]
This panel.

Is where I started screaming.
#110 - owcoleow (12/13/2011) [-]
Did anyone else cringe when he cut his weewee?
#134 - CoasterCORE (12/13/2011) [-]
Dat Gravity
#588 - deathdiedead (12/14/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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Your first time was at 11 years. Wow..I thought I was too early myself at 14..

**** .
#595 to #588 - efra (12/14/2011) [-]
**efra rolls 69** When I started to fap
#506 - qazlord ONLINE (12/14/2011) [+] (5 replies)
>me 12 first time masturbating
>not circumsised yet so bit actually caused little rips in my foreskin
>finish then start to take a piss
>dick stings like a cut elbow
>finish peeing then tell mom i ***********
>she takes off my pants and checks my dick
>spagetti flowing out of dick
>plead her for help
>realize she a lawn mower
>starts shedding my dick causing more spagetti to flow
>room fills with spagetti
>drown on spagetti
>die


but no really everything i said up until she took off my pants is true though
#44 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You sir need a manual of things to do and not to do with your PENIS.
You sir need a manual of things to do and not to do with your PENIS.
#12 - dayme (12/13/2011) [-]
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User avatar #550 - winning (12/14/2011) [-]
I used to fap, but then I took a toilet seat to the dick.
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#269 - jpthecursed (12/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
That moment when something is so disturbing that you grow an extra head and turn into a pokemon.
#136 - BrotherofSteel (12/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
MFW he cut his dick.
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