Anti - Jokes :D
A duck walks into a over and says "Give me
some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash
register attendee doesn' t speak English and
cannot understand him. He does, however,
question whether his God is punishing him
because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak,
however, this hallucination must be punishment
for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down
into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck,
slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he' d
need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Six hasn' t been the same since he left Vietnam.
Every time he closes his eyes, he' s sees Charlie
hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you
could ever see those bastards, mind you. They
were fast and they knew their way around the
jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy' s
faces when they walked Into that village and... oh
Jesus. He shouldn' t think about that now.
Sometimes he still hears Term slow southern
drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn' s
cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But
the boys are gone now... he knows that. It' ' s
just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes
the way that seven looks at him... it makes him
hink. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he' s
back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.
What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
Why was the boy sad?
Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather
serious head wound.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the
It was stapled to the first one.