Licking Pens Means Death! TRUE STORY. I never would have thought that licking a pen would have had such an effect on me!. Me at school aged 7. hey I wander whet
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Licking Pens Means Death! TRUE STORY

I never would have thought that licking a pen would have had such an effect on me!

Me at school aged 7.
hey I wander whet
this pen taste;
Hey new det u haw licked
det pen yen are genus
die Caz they are
N ca Ci)
on EDD my DID I HAVE TO LICK
THE PEN. way; 7
Thin): cf ell the stuff I'll
be able he w in my lifee
Because my classmate hed told me that I would
die befire the next dey, I decided I sheild
w leads cf crazy things because it didn' t
natten..
I weild be deed the next dey anyway.
Eu the very next break tine
I went ta the biggest bully He wes hanging entend with the
in the wheel. ether mean kids at wheel
Despite his harsh, end scary
wards I steed my gerund end In hey look its den” why
told hm he shave it. denkt yen gs back end play
with the baby kids befire
At U
Suddenly I realised I hed
made e mistaked these kids
wene as much bigger end
stranger then me.
Then.. night at the lest
nenene..
iit
grabbed the bullies bevare
they could get me.
It wes at this moment ell the ether
kids came end cheered far me, es the bullies
wene gene as they could play en the hill.
I felt like e hane.. -
Later that dey at lunchtime I nettled
there wes e hid whe hed Forgetten his
lunchbox. He wes ell Elana hed nething
he sat.
Knawing it wes my lest dey en
earth I decided he give hm my
Even thaugh I didn' t get he have eny lunch
end I knew I wes geing he die seen I wes
happy gnawing my lest meal made soneone feel
special.
That evening when I wes in the park
with my mate after wheel.. I told hm
everything end haw I would - see hm
every agein. It wes net easy.
if a
We both cried cur eyes cut
end gave each ether e hug. It wes the greetest gift I
It wes at this paint that could have given. end nu ans
I gave hm my generly end my deserved then betten then my
That night I went he bed gnawing I wes net
Ca geing he wake up. It wes as scary es e
7 year aid but I else fell: proud met I hed
I became e here at wheel. I hed else given
ti, I ewey my best posessions he my friend, end
ver spent the nest cf my packet having fun
with him.
I wes needy.
I shut my eyes net quite gnawing whet he
suspect. But I knew met my tine wes up.
I will be deed.
The next benning.. I wake upl
I wasn' t deed. I wes geing he level
The pen did net hill me after aall
But then I remembered met I hed given ewey
my stuff, spent ell cf my end hed to
deal with en engoy bully at wheel...
But then when I went he wheel
everyine wes waiting fur me outside.
They wene happy he see me end they Q C)
ell anought me sweetsy U
And the big bed bullies hed
beers Erom iii? (S)
It wes the happiest dey cf my life.
Ever)/ ans played with me, the lonely hid from
yesterday anought me luner _
end I wes thanked fur being nier.
I wes e here.
Thanks fur listening TI. This is my
first comic I denkt expect he get
much views but it's really nice he
see peeple need my steno.
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Submitted: 12/12/2011
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#8 - aviansinclair (12/12/2011) [+] (7 replies)
thats great and all... but did you get the gameboy and cards back?
#2 - jetthunder (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
what if you really did die

and you're just dreaming the rest of your life
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#285 - superharmlessman (12/12/2011) [-]
I ******* love coloring!
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#143 - xankon (12/12/2011) [-]
And that´s how i became Good Guy Greg
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#10 - chupacapra (12/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #52 - sketchE (12/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
did you get your gameboy back?
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#337 - RIPphyscovideos (12/13/2011) [-]
I have a peanut allergy.

And one day in school I was eating bits of play doh cus my friends were all eating it sneakily


The teacher caught me an started yelling "OH MY GOD CHRISTOPHER IT COULD HAVE PEANUTS IN IT!!!!!"

Women logic.
#275 - hightime (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
#151 - jellifishie (12/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
ya but did you get your gameboy back
ya but did you get your gameboy back
#378 - crazytenfold (12/13/2011) [-]
you can tell this is fake because people don't get expelled for looking intimidating
#172 - anon (12/12/2011) [-]
#330 - afromaster (12/13/2011) [-]
<----- The kid who said you would die
#245 - bbolt (12/12/2011) [-]
But did you get the gameboy and pokemon cards back!?
#85 - mattdoggy (12/12/2011) [-]
same kinda thing happened to me
>be in 1st grade
>painting my nails with white out (pretending nail polish, but not gay)
>fifth graders see it and tell me i'm going to die
>say it will seep into my fingers and white out my brain
>totally bought it
>decided to go out with a bang
>tell my best gal bud i liked her, gave her my lunchables candy
>went and played basketball with the 8th graders (champion of champions)
>told all the pretty girls they were pretty
>gave away my 64 crayon set
>next day when i didn't die i almost rage quit
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