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Poor little turtle

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Submitted: 12/11/2011
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#5 - gastaftor (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
they've put lonesome george (his name) with 2 females of a very closely related species and hope for the best. good luck george!
#106 - SevenForOhNoe (12/12/2011) [-]
a legendary
#1 - navalplatters (12/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Poor turtle and i dont even think he can fap...
#93 - ryuuk (12/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
i got this. just leave him in the daycare with me
i got this. just leave him in the daycare with me
#14 - semiawesomeness (12/12/2011) [-]
clone it
#173 - ironicjames (12/12/2011) [+] (9 replies)
1. Clone it
2. mess with the DNA until it's a female turtle
3. make the turtles have sexy times
4. have a lot of Pinta island baby turtles
Problem, extinction?
User avatar #11 - winsauceiswin (12/12/2011) [+] (6 replies)
could you imagine if the turtle knew it's situation? I mean, being the ABSOLUTE last of your entire species, knowing that once you died there would no longer be anything exactly like your species again. If it was me, i would feel so awesome and probably more connected with my fellow man than ever before. Maybe I'm over thinking this (actually i know i am) but this, for some reason, touched me. I think i was the last human i would feel at peace whenever i died, i would know that once i was gone it would finally be over for us; everything would be so peaceful for me, i would know that my friends and family were dead and soon i would join them in peace, join the entire human race in tranquility. Death doesn't scare me, i want to live as long as possible because i want to see as much as possible, so knowing i was the last person alive would bring me the greatest peace because whenever i died i would know there was no more.

Yeah......turtles.
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User avatar #331 - TheOnlyGodzilla (12/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
turtle probably killed the other one shouting THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!
#80 - irongundam (12/12/2011) [-]
Reminds me of Master Oogway.
#322 - nevershoutmika (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**nevershoutmika rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Feelnation ** turtle ;_;
#84 - femaleassassin (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Just googled him... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelonoidis_nigra_abingdoni



HIS NAME IS LONESOME GEORGE.

Picture related.
#289 - natheel (12/12/2011) [-]
Lonesome George. We all love you.

(Btw the conservation center puts like 4 females turtles with him. His swag has no off button)
#207 - guifloyd (12/12/2011) [+] (2 replies)
We should keep his DNA so in the future we'll be able to clone him!
User avatar #194 - funkyguy (12/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
BTW! if you find a female pinta, you can collect $10,000 USD.
So...if you have an extra female pinta you aren't using laying around, you could turn that turtle into cash!
#328 - thelegendarylegend (12/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#151 - Wumbologist (12/12/2011) [-]
...Brother?
#131 - whoovesthedoctor (12/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
at least it doesn't have to live for an eternity
at least it doesn't have to live for an eternity
#92 - thunderstorm (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Poor turtle...
Poor turtle...
User avatar #55 - shooeyalanna (12/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You have to pull out some of the semen from his ballsack and inject it into one of the most "basic" turtle females. then the species will be half alive.
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