It is time to make a move. Tell her some guy shot you in the knee after you had defended a girl that he was disrespecting at a bar you have just been to. She'll think you're an hero, and you take that bitch to a restaurant then proceed to have deep passionate sex with her.

I know what you're thinking, "But I really didn't take an arrow to the knee... How will I disguise my lie? What if she wants to see my scar?"

Well it's as simple as killing the batman. Purchase a bandage and smear it with blood, and pretend to walk a little bit funny... Maybe a slight limp or you can't bend your knee very well. Then after a certain amount of time, when the bandage HAS to come off, buy a 'Fake scar making kit' from your nearest practical joke shop and put that shit on your knee for the rest of your natural life.

I know now you're thinking "But what if it slips off?", well, at that point, if you're a genius, you'd already have had children, a dog and a house with her, so regardless, she should still love you. However, if this happens at a family reunion or something along the lines of 'in the public eye', hold up your fake battle scar, and say "It is a miracle of science!"

I know what else you're thinking. "How can I keep up a lie forever? I'll feel so guilty!"

Well then I suggest, if the guilt becomes too much, you go to see a psychiatrist and admit it to him/her. If you're smart about it, you could keep up the lie by taking acting lessons. If she finds out about it, then announce that she is on a show like 'The Truman Show', and watch her doubt her entire perspective of life (make sure to record it, for pics or it did not happen.

I hope this has helped you on your journey to manhood. Now get your there and take a vagina to the PENIS. God speed.