Help a bro

your mom knows fj?

"Honey when I said for you to get front page, I meant for you to make funny content, not thumbwhore"

what if this deal never happened

and hes just doing this for thumbs

Browse FJ with mom.... account name is "takealickbitch"

why not just ask santa?

What you're actually getting.

>no money
>makes a deal with mom
>magically gets money for an xbox

Hey guys, I just got back from serving in Afghanistan because I am a marine, and I just found out that I have urethral cancer and the doctors say I wont live past 12. It's been my goal since I was born to get a comment to the front page and my uncle, Barack Obama says that if that happens, he will make the the king of Richard Simmonsgots. I'm not asking you to thumb, but please spare a thumb.

Before Ad min:
OMG DUDE DIZ GUY SO POOR I BETTR TUMB 4 HIM
7000-ish thumbs

After Ad min:
YEAH LOL HE'S TOTALLY RIGHT WHAT A Richard SimmonsGOT LET'S ALL thumb THIS DOWN
4600-ish thumbs

Moral of the story:
Most of you are fucking mindless sheep.

Pic related.

How would your mom feel if she knew she raised a thumb whore?

Seriously. What is your problem? I'm having a hard time believing this, and of all things, why would you ask for an xbox if you're already having trouble with money? Getting an xbox would mean you've probably got a hd tv, no matter how big it is. Because playing one on a normal tv is pretty shitty. Also if you've got internet, then you're going to be getting xbox live. And that's like £40 a year. Then games can go as high as £50 brand new. So all in all, unless you're paying for most of this yourself, I don't see how you can have problems economically. And if you are going to be paying for most of this yourself, get your own goddamn xbox.

Whenever I want something new (new console, laptop, bunch of games, etc..) I ask for them as a birthday and xmas present, but that's because my birthday and xmas are like a month apart. Seriously. This just seems like bullshit. My mum would make me do something insanely fucking hard to get an xbox for xmas, instead of getting some shitty unfunny beg to first page.

TL;DR? I think this post is unfunny and complete bullshit.

**moevleboevle rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at Christmas at my house ** Your face when you get the xbox

i fixed it

i thumb this down every day