Anti-jokes. OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw so
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Anti-jokes

OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw sorry about all the typos i was in a hurry

Hey F] i have 1' etenal} r found out acunit a new type pet jokes called anti
jokes, and i like to share a few
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she deosnt have arms.
Q: What did batmaan say to :raidin before they got into the ?
A: Get in the batmobile.
Q: Whats worse that finding a wea' in your apple?
A: Getting raped.
Q: Whats the difference between a grocery bad and Michael Jackboot?
A: One held groceries and the ether Inquests .
Q: What did the deaf, blind, phoneless kid with no legs get far cloist: mas?
S: Cancer
Q: Whats wea' than Ending a maggot in your apple?
A: The holocaust
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#274 - Vayrynen **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket.
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Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket in disguise.
User avatar #51 - NoThisIsBlaze (03/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
One live one eating its way out

On a lighter note: Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
#351 - thenewdoctor **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
What have babies and onions got in common?
I cry when i cut them up.
Only joking, i don't cry when cutting up babies.
#254 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [-]
Q:Why was the man's life cut short?

A:He died.
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#200 - pompeyboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #179 - icetre (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the little girl drop her dolly?

She got hit by a bus.
#9 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/27/2010) [-]
this makes me laugh more then most jokes.
User avatar #5 - KingJulian (03/27/2010) [-]
To the front page, And Beyond !!
#369 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
a guy in Haiti walked into a bar

it collapsed and he died
#269 - Badace (03/28/2010) [-]
-Whats the difference between george bush and a dead monkey?
Why nothing, nothing at all...
-Whos is john jacob jingleheimer schmidt?
A man whos had his name screamed by more women then anyone
-How do men ask women to marry them?
By getting on their knees for once
-Whats worse then a abusive step father?
A red-headed step child
-Whats more effective then abortions?
Falcon Punch!!!!

Should i do more?
User avatar #240 - scorpidea (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why did th monkey fall out of the tree.... He was dead.
User avatar #246 to #240 - FlanneletteJesus (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead
why did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the 1st
why did the third koala fall out of the tree? peer pressure
why did the dingo die? three koalas fell on its head
#63 - anonymous (03/27/2010) [-]
Why did the kid fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
#243 - anonymous (03/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
whats worse then being tortured
listening to edward cullun pretending to be justin bieber
#192 - whooocarresss (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby?
i don't have a Ferrari in my garage
User avatar #136 - squigly (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Why did the little girl from the first joke get thrown out the classroom?
She kept talking without raising her hand.

Why did she die of hunger?
Her mom said if she didn't wash her hands whe wouldn't get a meal.

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#314 - Beasta (03/28/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Q:Whats Better than Watching Twilight?
A: ****** Stealing Your Bike or A Half ****** Stealing your Unicycle
#321 to #314 - TheCman (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: whats better than watching twilight?
A: watching mother fu*king paint dry
User avatar #307 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get a copy of the European Times Newspaper.
User avatar #310 to #308 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
Me neither. I get the Daily News.
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