Anti-jokes. OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw so joke funny lol epic
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Anti-jokes. OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw so

OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw sorry about all the typos i was in a hurry

Hey F] i have 1' etenal} r found out acunit a new type pet jokes called anti
jokes, and i like to share a few
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she deosnt have arms.
Q: What did batmaan say to :raidin before they got into the ?
A: Get in the batmobile.
Q: Whats worse that finding a wea' in your apple?
A: Getting raped.
Q: Whats the difference between a grocery bad and Michael Jackboot?
A: One held groceries and the ether Inquests .
Q: What did the deaf, blind, phoneless kid with no legs get far cloist: mas?
S: Cancer
Q: Whats wea' than Ending a maggot in your apple?
A: The holocaust
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#274 - Vayrynen **User deleted account**
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Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket.
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Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket in disguise.
User avatar #51 - NoThisIsBlaze
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Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
One live one eating its way out

On a lighter note: Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
User avatar #57 to #51 - thebovver
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[url deleted] ul love it,
what happens to a baby wen u put it in a microwave?

ill tell you tomarrow
User avatar #65 to #51 - Disastrous
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whats the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a BMW in my garage
#351 - thenewdoctor **User deleted account**
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(03/28/2010) [-]
What have babies and onions got in common?
I cry when i cut them up.
Only joking, i don't cry when cutting up babies.
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User avatar #209 to #200 - Incredible
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i told that at school, they thought it was sick lol
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User avatar #179 - icetre
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why did the little girl drop her dolly?

She got hit by a bus.
#9 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
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(03/27/2010) [-]
this makes me laugh more then most jokes.
User avatar #5 - KingJulian
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(03/27/2010) [-]
To the front page, And Beyond !!
User avatar #240 - scorpidea
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Why did th monkey fall out of the tree.... He was dead.
User avatar #246 to #240 - FlanneletteJesus
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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead
why did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the 1st
why did the third koala fall out of the tree? peer pressure
why did the dingo die? three koalas fell on its head