Anti-jokes. OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw so joke funny lol epic
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Anti-jokes. OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw so

OMG thank you guys so much i ddnt think i would get # 1... check out the second one, i dont think its as good though (its in my profile)..... btw sorry about all the typos i was in a hurry

Hey F] i have 1' etenal} r found out acunit a new type pet jokes called anti
jokes, and i like to share a few
Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing?
A: Because she deosnt have arms.
Q: What did batmaan say to :raidin before they got into the ?
A: Get in the batmobile.
Q: Whats worse that finding a wea' in your apple?
A: Getting raped.
Q: Whats the difference between a grocery bad and Michael Jackboot?
A: One held groceries and the ether Inquests .
Q: What did the deaf, blind, phoneless kid with no legs get far cloist: mas?
S: Cancer
Q: Whats wea' than Ending a maggot in your apple?
A: The holocaust
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#274 - Vayrynen **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
Q: What's red, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket.
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Q: What's green, and looks like a bucket?
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A: A red bucket in disguise.
#351 - thenewdoctor **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
What have babies and onions got in common?
I cry when i cut them up.
Only joking, i don't cry when cutting up babies.
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#21 - flusterXcuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#254 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
Q:Why was the man's life cut short?

A:He died.
User avatar #179 - icetre (03/28/2010) [-]
why did the little girl drop her dolly?

She got hit by a bus.
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#10 - ffitch **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 - KingJulian (03/27/2010) [-]
To the front page, And Beyond !!
#63 - anon (03/27/2010) [-]
Why did the kid fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
#192 - whooocarresss (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby?
i don't have a Ferrari in my garage
User avatar #136 - squigly (03/28/2010) [-]
Why did the little girl from the first joke get thrown out the classroom?
She kept talking without raising her hand.

Why did she die of hunger?
Her mom said if she didn't wash her hands whe wouldn't get a meal.

User avatar #139 to #136 - holyhandgrenade (03/28/2010) [-]
i commend you sir *bows*
#154 to #136 - DangerFace **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
win. forever.
User avatar #51 - NoThisIsBlaze (03/27/2010) [-]
Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
One live one eating its way out

On a lighter note: Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair
User avatar #57 to #51 - thebovver (03/27/2010) [-]
[url deleted] ul love it,
what happens to a baby wen u put it in a microwave?

ill tell you tomarrow
User avatar #65 to #51 - Disastrous (03/27/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a BMW in my garage
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#325 - SandsOfTime **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #331 to #325 - memo (03/28/2010) [-]
hey you stole that from me.
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#332 to #331 - SandsOfTime **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #333 to #332 - memo (03/28/2010) [-]
oh ok then sorry
User avatar #348 to #333 - FantemZillah (03/28/2010) [-]
What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
User avatar #362 to #348 - ColoredVeins (03/28/2010) [-]
HAHHAA
#360 to #348 - MissVicious (03/28/2010) [-]
hahahaha!!!! nice.
User avatar #370 - quackaduck (03/28/2010) [-]
whats the difference between the trampoline and a baby?


i take my shoes of to jump on the trampoline
User avatar #358 - MrWerbenmanjensen (03/28/2010) [-]
How do you catch a rabbit?
Hide in a forest and make carrot noises.
#371 to #358 - anon (03/28/2010) [-]
lol carrot noises.

-XxNearlovinbaconxX
User avatar #214 - buzzin like a bee (03/28/2010) [-]
my two favs

why did the girl with no arms and no legs fall off the swing?

because i threw a microwave at her.

why did the man with terminal cancer die?

i shot him.
+11
#200 - pompeyboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #209 to #200 - Incredible (03/28/2010) [-]
i told that at school, they thought it was sick lol
+1
#216 to #209 - pompeyboy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#9 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (03/27/2010) [-]
this makes me laugh more then most jokes.
User avatar #571 - Ahem (03/28/2010) [-]
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"GESTAPO"

and...

How do you fit 95 jews in a volkswagon?
2 in front, 3 in the back, and 90 in the ash tray.
User avatar #629 to #571 - Mephizto (09/08/2010) [-]
That with the Volks "Wagen" was racis -.-




but i lold
User avatar #352 - Bacconator (03/28/2010) [-]
Cruel and cool
#361 to #352 - MissVicious (03/28/2010) [-]
lmfao! that was good.
#344 - Kaz (03/28/2010) [-]
What's worse than 10 babies stapled to 10 trees..?

One baby stapled to 10 trees..

Sorry.. that was bad. =(
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