Today is My Birthday and Im a Thumbwhore. Please, don't make me cry myself to sleep after I smoke weed and get jerked off by my granddaughters..
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Today is My Birthday and Im a Thumbwhore

Please, don't make me cry myself to sleep after I smoke weed and get jerked off by my granddaughters.

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Submitted: 12/10/2011
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#10 - theyellowbandito (12/11/2011) [+] (16 replies)
MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!! and I don't care about red thumbs
MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW!!!

and I don't care about red thumbs
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#92 - hollowcrow **User deleted account** (12/11/2011) [+] (15 replies)
I'm a girl.
I'm a girl.
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#85 - hammerofdorn (12/11/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Bitch please i fought in the revolutionary war, at the Alamo, civil war, Spanish-american war, WWI, WWII, and Vietnam.
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User avatar #90 to #85 - jstumps (12/11/2011) [-]
Bitch please, I fought in the big bang
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#109 - glasgowrangers (12/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Well, its my UNbirthday party!

Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday,
one birthday ev'ry year.
But there are three
hundred and sixty four
unbirthdays.
That is why we're gathered here to cheer.
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you.
A very merry unbirthday to you,
It's great to drink to someone and
I guess that you will do.
A very merry unbirthday to you
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#118 - trecoolvstheworld (12/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i spent my birthday having a social life and not on the internet trying to get thumbs
i spent my birthday having a social life and not on the internet trying to get thumbs
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#50 - braedenclarkejanze ONLINE (12/11/2011) [+] (2 replies)
mfw I read the description
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#72 - N. Korean citizen (12/11/2011) [-]
and it fucking worked..
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User avatar #60 - hunterwhu (12/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
157 years and you still can't spell Dinosaurs
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#61 to #60 - sublift (12/11/2011) [-]
give the man a break, like 157 year old over here
give the man a break, like 157 year old over here
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#134 - yuukoku (12/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
AND THEN YOU LOST YOUR FRONTPAGE VIRGINITY
AND THEN YOU LOST YOUR FRONTPAGE VIRGINITY
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#122 - krunalgayhaha (12/11/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #110 - revanthewin (12/11/2011) [-]
It was my birthday on the 7th and you didn't see me thumb whoring, I was out celebrating my birthday like you're supposed to. Get a fucking life.

(Not to OP, to the OP of the first post.)
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#40 - winniedawho (12/11/2011) [-]
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! WTF!!! WTF!!! WTF!! ITS DECEMBER ALREADY??!! WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTMAS IS COMING ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK OMG I THINK I'VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR TOO LONG NOT KNOWING ITS DECEMBER ALREADY OMG WTF!!!
OMG!!! OMG!!! OMG!!!

WTF!!! WTF!!! WTF!!

ITS DECEMBER ALREADY??!! WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTMAS IS COMING ALREADY WHAT THE FUCK OMG I THINK I'VE BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR TOO LONG NOT KNOWING ITS DECEMBER ALREADY OMG WTF!!!
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#142 - ragereader (12/11/2011) [-]
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#73 - zanzix (12/11/2011) [-]
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#83 - ziighostiiz (12/11/2011) [+] (10 replies)
no bullshit, december 11th 1991, its my bday today :D
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#154 - anthonymudaro (12/11/2011) [-]
You're 157 years old and can't spell dinosaur.
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#133 - BlackieChan (12/11/2011) [-]
happy birthday! please open your present
happy birthday! please open your present
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#32 - lenus (12/11/2011) [-]
i actually laughed
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#147 - jewzapalooza **User deleted account** (12/11/2011) [-]
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User avatar #26 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/11/2011) [-]
Wolverine is a thumbwhore, who knew?
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