All My Life I've Told This

Jarl knows his sittn' and shit!

Didnt turn his swag off before he sat down

He takes a nap and wakes up covered in bitches.

>kick down that bitch ass Ulfric's fucking door
>my and my legate hoes about to slice his fucking dick off for being a rebel and shit
>bitch walks over to his throne and slouches like he owns the fucking place
>mfw

That moment when I'm sat exactly like that.

Ever since I played Skyrim, I tend to sit like a Jarl o.o

Anti-gravity chairs bro

chairs, anti gravity, bro

Anti bro gravity, chairs.

.Gravity Bro, Anti-Chairs

Anti chair, gravity bro.

bro gravity anti chair

Because they're ugly, unfortunately, and I'd some idiot smashed his head open there would be a lawsuit.
Also the mechanics are awkward. You'd need the extra legs to catch you and swing out, but on the picture you've shown they wouldn't, they'd slap against the normal legs and you'd end up on your back (unless you leant back very slowly so as to swung them out, and that kinda defeats the purpose).

you accidentally that whole paragraph

My college dorm came equipped with one OuO It's like half rocking chair.

**licensedtroll rolls 73**

**madkip rolls 91**
We can't stop here...

This is dubs country.

**greendayobsesser rolls 97** good call

*roll x*

Oup! sorry thought you wanted a rolex

**mrmattastic rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Oh Buzz ** i see what you did there . .

well, dang

**redjester rolls 43** is it weird that when i looked at this sweetness's comment had 22 thumbs?

**CentraSpike rolls 738** dubs?

**sirfistalot rolls 67**

i dont know if i should be laughing or wut

This?

That gif is strangely mesmerizing...

yes thank you

i didnt mean to do that, i legitimately want the gif with the asains playing mario kart on the ds and winking and such

Ah.

but i do admit that is pretty funny

Quite.

He was number one!

this bitch right here though is gonna get back problems. dumb bitch.

And you thought he wasn't going to "sit back" while a dragon burned his hold and slaughtered his people

**twilightsparklemlp rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at skyrim middle earth **
Reality

Whoa. Rolls read my mind. That's almost how I sit LMAO.

holy fucking shit look at comment 155 above you

My avatar grew. : )

I'm turned on by obtuse angles