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Samwise Motherfucking Gamgee

See this guy right here?
we That is Samwise Gamgee.
He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard
a wizard can bestow.
Now heres 5 reasons why that is.
1. He traveled all across Middle Earth with all their
camping shit on his back, did you hear him
complaint? No, you didnt, all you hear was Frodo
whining his bitch ass that he had to carry . 2
milligram ring around his neck.
2. He has the red fiery hair of Chuck Norris everyone.
battled a giant spider just to save Frodos'
cowardly ass from gettin' eaten
4. aam... did not just WALK into Mordor, no. he
stormed a Cir: Citadel just to get Frodo back from
getting eaten (again).
s. This guy right here, CARRIED on his
back Frodo up a volcano, barefooted,
but not just any Volcano, a volcano
named Mt. Motha -distain Doom.
and yet....... who gets the fame from
Lots? This guys: iill
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#109 - doctorinthetardis
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#3 - anon
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Dude you are not a LOTR fan if you do not know the burden of the ring, It is suppose to be much heavier than some ******* cooking stuff and some sleeping blankets. Frodo was in pain the whole way Sam he was just there to protect him, Don't you dare insult Frodo the hobbit who had the strength to carry the burden of the ring to mt. Doom, I am not saying that Sam was just a guy that came with him, Sam is awesome but dont EVER insult Frodo ******* Baggins again.
#95 to #3 - krokberg
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I agree, Sam is a ************* hero, and Frodo would never have made it without him, but as he said, you're ignoring the fact that the ring is not just a regular ring. You saw what it did to Gollum, didn't you? He saw the ring a brief moment and killed his best friend, and was after that enslavd for the rest of his life. Bilbo in Rivendell when he saw the ring again, and how he almost attacked Frodo. Sam in the tower of Cirith Ungol after he had rescued the ring, already then he had problems with giving it back to Frodo. The ring is like a drug, a really evil drug that manipulates your mind, makes you weak and gruesome. Even bad-ass Gandalf who didn't let the Balrog pass didn't want to touch it, because he knew it's dangerous in his hands. The ring possesses such evil that Frodo couldn't do almost nothing else than to bear it, and even though Sam is probably the most awesome Hobbit ever, he couldn't have carried the ring for long before it would have spoiled him. While Sam maybe had the toughest physical challenge, Frodo had the toughest psychological challenge. But yeah, Sam is awesome, but don't you think Frodo was a wimp!
^ the nerdyness of that
User avatar #115 to #3 - blckmamba
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agreed. I read the books and throughout, Frodo is the one with the biggest burden. Though Sam helps a lot. Sam was just being there for Frodo when Frodo felt weak. So they both had it tough.
User avatar #138 to #3 - pinebugz
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The burdens of the ring are very very brutal so brutal that in the first movie when they were trying to chose who took it absolutely nobody wanted to take the ring, lets remenince all the badass things legolas did... like when he took out a whole oliphant on his own, and at the keep when he was defending the wall all the badass kills he got and also his epic horse mounting skills. Not even legolas wanted to take the ring so it must really be bad... that is all lol
#62 to #3 - mrpoltergeist **User deleted account**
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#59 to #3 - killerofdeath
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Sam wore the ring for a couple of days - Enough for the ring to get a hold on his will, due to the proximity to its place of origin. However, he gave it up willingly and almost without hesitation back to frodo. What did Frodo do? ******* pushed his ass away due to weird ass hallucinations.

Sam is much stronger that Frodo, due to his loyalty and will.
#19 to #3 - Cloudxhigh
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Lol, are you Sam and trying to protect Mr. Frodo?

Good Guy Sam: Get's played up by a post and gives Frodo back the spotlight.
User avatar #9 to #3 - zombiebacon
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You're forgetting that multiple times Frodo was ready to just give up or die. Who was there to rescue Frodo? Sam. Who was there to keep Frodo from giving in to the ring's power? Sam. Let's be honest, without Sam, the ring never would have made it to Mount Doom.
User avatar #64 to #9 - bloodisredsweat
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not to mention in the end FRODO FAILED. motha ***** was like noooo this ***** mine **** you sam! if it wasnt for **** golem coming out and biting his god damn finger off the whole thing would have been ****** or sam woulda had to kill frodo. yea. ******* frodo, he sure is a ******* hero.
#91 - afreeti
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like a boss
like a boss
#120 to #91 - brootaldude
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you've earned this
User avatar #123 to #91 - neoncookie
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the bit with shadow fax was clever
#78 - stukka
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#107 - fudgementday
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#41 - zinchead
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You forgot
#46 to #41 - dethmaul
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What's taters eh?
#47 to #41 - thebellybutton
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User avatar #51 to #47 - galvanize
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more naked hoes
User avatar #93 - teetertwatter
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He was the main character of The Goonies when he was little.

I just blew your mind.
#96 to #93 - lemmingonesevenone
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#110 - sarawrrr
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"I want to hear more about Samwise the Brave" :'D
#105 - stratosrider
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FINALLY Sam gets the attention he deserves. He has GOT to be the most loyal bro ever.
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#85 to #83 - anon
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Yeah but Tom Bombadil can't leave his forest with his powers.
#144 to #85 - watisrain
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actually, yes. he doesn't leave his forest for one simple reason. All of Middle-Earth's territories surrounding his own land is none of his concern. Trust me, he really can do whatever the **** he wants wherever he pleases to.