Samwise Motherfucking Gamgee. Free Porn: See this guy right here? we That is Samwise Gamgee. He is the mos
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Samwise Motherfucking Gamgee

See this guy right here?
we That is Samwise Gamgee.
He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard
a wizard can bestow.
Now heres 5 reasons why that is.
1. He traveled all across Middle Earth with all their
camping **** on his back, did you hear him
complaint? No, you didnt, all you hear was Frodo
whining his bitch ass that he had to carry . 2
milligram ring around his neck.
2. He has the red fiery hair of Chuck Norris everyone.
battled a giant spider just to save Frodos'
cowardly ass from gettin' eaten
4. aam... did not just WALK into Mordor, no. he
stormed a Cir: Citadel just to get Frodo back from
getting eaten (again).
s. This guy right here, CARRIED on his
back Frodo up a volcano, barefooted,
but not just any Volcano, a volcano
named Mt. Motha -distain Doom.
and yet....... who gets the fame from
Lots? This guys: iill
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#3 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Dude you are not a LOTR fan if you do not know the burden of the ring, It is suppose to be much heavier than some ******* cooking stuff and some sleeping blankets. Frodo was in pain the whole way Sam he was just there to protect him, Don't you dare insult Frodo the hobbit who had the strength to carry the burden of the ring to mt. Doom, I am not saying that Sam was just a guy that came with him, Sam is awesome but dont EVER insult Frodo ******* Baggins again.
User avatar #9 to #3 - zombiebacon (12/10/2011) [-]
You're forgetting that multiple times Frodo was ready to just give up or die. Who was there to rescue Frodo? Sam. Who was there to keep Frodo from giving in to the ring's power? Sam. Let's be honest, without Sam, the ring never would have made it to Mount Doom.
#91 - afreeti ONLINE (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
like a boss
like a boss
#78 - stukka (12/10/2011) [-]
#41 - zinchead (12/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You forgot
User avatar #93 - teetertwatter (12/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
He was the main character of The Goonies when he was little.

I just blew your mind.
#110 - sarawrrr (12/10/2011) [-]
"I want to hear more about Samwise the Brave" :'D
#105 - stratosrider (12/10/2011) [-]
FINALLY Sam gets the attention he deserves. He has GOT to be the most loyal bro ever.
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User avatar #118 - chinnerz (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
"Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you."
#75 - trollibot (12/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #20 - ilovecher (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
samwise gamgee is also Mikey in The Goonies
#1 - warlockrichard ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #30 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
At the end of the day, they are both useless midgets that were basically there to watch everyone around them be badass.
User avatar #36 to #30 - highaspinkiepie (12/10/2011) [-]
You're a useless midget.
#125 - ojangerfoeva (12/10/2011) [-]
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User avatar #24 - DoctorMusic (12/10/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Tom Bombadil is actually the biggest Badass of them all.
#70 - fenrirx (12/10/2011) [-]
He also played football, once, for Notre Dame.
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