Samwise Mother****ing Gamgee
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See this guy right here?
we That is Samwise Gamgee.
He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard
a wizard can bestow.
Now heres 5 reasons why that is.
1. He traveled all across Middle Earth with all their
camping shit on his back, did you hear him
complaint? No, you didnt, all you hear was Frodo
whining his bitch ass that he had to carry . 2
milligram ring around his neck.
2. He has the red fiery hair of Chuck Norris everyone.
battled a giant spider just to save Frodos'
cowardly ass from gettin' eaten
4. aam... did not just WALK into Mordor, no. he
stormed a Cir: Citadel just to get Frodo back from
getting eaten (again).
s. This guy right here, CARRIED on his
back Frodo up a volcano, barefooted,
but not just any Volcano, a volcano
named Mt. Motha -distain Doom.
and yet....... who gets the fame from
Lots? This guys: iill