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Cut, pretend you' re God tand if -you' re an atheist, pretend he exists). You get 1
minutes to speak to every single person in the world inside their head. What
do you say? How do you change the world? Go.
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#37 - InspectorGadget (12/10/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Hello my child, I am God. You can probably tell as I sound like Morgan Freeman. Anyway, only you can hear me talk as you are the chosen one, I am talking to you as I have assigned you with a very special task.
On the 1st of January 2012 at exactly 3pm you must execute at least 3 people or you will not receive passage into heaven. However, I must warn you, other souls will be possessed by Satan and he will command them to hunt you down and kill you.
Good luck my child.
#5 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
I would tell the earthlings that Son Goku needs their energy ... Just to see how many put up their hands!
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#12 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
People of the Earth, listen carefully. As you know, some very strange events have been taking place recently. Your entire planet was destroyed at the hands of Majin Buu, but then, in a snap, everything was restored back to normal. Many of you are doubting if all of this actually happened, but I can assure you that this is not a dream. Unfortunately, Majin Buu is still alive and the Earth is still in great danger. A small group of warriors have taken up the fight on your behalf. However, the battle has been extremely difficult, and we can't win it by ourselves. That is why I am speaking to you right now, to ask for your help. If all of you would raise your hands up to the sky and offer a portion of your energy, we could use it to defeat Majin Buu once and for all. No more being slaughtered like sacrificial lambs. Consider this your first, small stride towards becoming a warrior race. Now, let's begin. Raise your hands up, now.
#22 - HolyArachnid (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Now, hold on a minute here. If you're fricking God in this scenario, couldn't you just revoke the silly-ass time limit and talk to the people as long as you wanted?
#24 - dragonshayde (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)
RICKROLL THEM ALL!!!
RICKROLL THEM ALL!!!
#50 - mmmilovemeth (12/10/2011) [-]
Looks Like a **** ton of people are gonna need some ChipotlAway
#75 - fearian (12/10/2011) [-]
Attention ladies and gentlemen, testicles. That is all.
#64 - captainamazingjack (12/10/2011) [-]
"wake up"  
  
"Its only a dream"  
  
"your in a coma"
"wake up"

"Its only a dream"

"your in a coma"
#30 - thatkidwiththeface (12/10/2011) [-]
"Hey, have a great day everyone"
#47 - bubmeister (12/10/2011) [-]
"This is the FBI, we know what you did to those children... You sick bastard!"
#86 - yumhaterade (12/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ask them all to put there hands up and give me energy to save the world.

or just simply "People of Earth.... Rase your hands right now or you're all going to DIE!!"
User avatar #140 - sunice (12/10/2011) [+] (26 replies)
And this weeks lottery numbers are
"12, 15, 22, 25, 45, and 31*
User avatar #148 to #147 - sunice (12/10/2011) [-]
**sunice rolls 66**
User avatar #15 - shinigamigod (12/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
but what about all the blood stains people will get in their underwear? not only will this make Chipotle filled with people but every dry cleaner in the world to!
#17 to #15 - RemNinja (12/10/2011) [-]
That's why I use Chipotle-away. It changed my life.
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#72 - indianboi (12/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**indianboi rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at That scary moment ** What I would say
**indianboi rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at That scary moment ** What I would say
#198 - largenintimidating (12/10/2011) [-]
Since I'm God now, I'd stretch that minute to be as long as I bloody well want it to.

Then I'd have a personal chat with everyone I feel the need to have a personal chat with.
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