your asshole is the tightest part of your body
it has ridges on it which give the man pleasure, especially if they're circumcised
and on top of that it's warmer than your pussy

bend over and spread your cheeks for your man, or else you don't love him.

ruffles also have ridges so i fuck those instead

iv never tryed anal and after what docters tell me. i dont think id want to try it with my bf :\

woah wait what did the doctor say?

they say woman's anus inside is thin flesh and if not careful a guys PENIS can accidently tear the insides...., i don't know but better safe then sorry i say

wow.... and still we re the bitches....

so you re ok with the idea of getting poop on your genitals?... just askin...

fine with it, just let me puncture your poop port

and a girl does oral, handjob, pussy, boobjob, pretty much a load of stuff.. except anal because it hurts... and all of you still want anal... after that what s next? cut my belly open so u can fuck the wound?

and a man pays for the food, drives you around, listens to your bitching but never bitches, has to learn every single one of your friends names and your history other wise we're bad listeners, you have to learn our best friend's name, we have to clean your cat's litter box, be the one to start almost all romantic moments, do all the planning for everything, remember to put the toilet seat down, massage your back, write the love letters (if 17 or under, otherwise, fuck that shit) protect you, go get you water or check for intruders at 3 am, wash the car, mow the lawn, take out the trash, wash the pets, clean the drains, AND MOST OF ALL
eat you out, make sure- while fucking -to pay attention to your clit (CAUSE OTHERWISE WE'RE SELFISH LOVERS) finger you when we're not horny but you are, basically give up sex till you're off your period.

and we're not allowed to stick it in your ass every now and again because we're mean and selfish lovers who just TAKE TAKE AND TAKE FROM YOU, right?

first of all chill... you re gonna give yourself a heart attack... second.. i don t know what crazy bitches you ve been with, but I didn t do any of those things up there. I paid my own shit, or borrowed from my bf and gave back later, he didn t have to drive me around cause I m a sporty type and I enjoy a nice walk, he listens to my problems as I listen to his, he s the one with the cat, I never wined if I was asked to clean the litter box, massage my back, I massage his feet and so on... lol wait, when did u ever in your life do any of those things above anyway? like check for intruders at 3 am?

and yes pay attention to the clit cause not all chicks orgasm over just penetration. and of course U can stick it in the damn ass once in while, my problem is, what s the damn obsession over not getting it? it s not that fantastic to go ape just cause you don t get it. GEEZ

i'm not angry
when i do caps it's to point out important parts of tl;dr's

Most men don't flip shit about not getting it, most won't ask, my final and root point is: If your man asks for anal, just give it to him. It makes us happy

already did anyway... and it hurt like fuck!

Lol, man did a good job
and you took it

so proud.

nevermind.....

where the fu-

have you been following me?

Aight, in that case, let me just mosey on to my bed.