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#537 - counterannon (12/10/2011) [-]
In that case,
We have to go deeper...
#541 to #537 - affehatwaffe (12/10/2011) [-]
Lmfao
#527 - aussieplatypus (12/10/2011) [-]
**aussieplatypus rolled a random image posted in comment #156 at worth it ** You know it!
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#525 to #524 - ohhhsnap (12/10/2011) [-]
**ohhhsnap rolled a random image posted in comment #845514 at FJ Pony Thread ** you must be new here
#522 - cawn **User deleted account** (12/10/2011) [-]
Why does everyone here promote anal so much? Girls shit out of there, that's just fucking gross man. And right above the ass is a nice hot vagina, just waiting to get some great pounding but no, you want to stick your dick in a shithole. It's like someone is offering you vanilla icecream but no you want to eat some frozen shit.

User avatar #531 to #522 - melwach (12/10/2011) [-]
It's just a bit tighter. Anal is a nice addition to vaginal intercourse :>
It doesn't replace it. Not for me anyway.
#528 to #522 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
Girls bleed excess vaginal blood and skin materials, as well as eat spit and vomit with their mouths, yet dudes have sex with them there...it's a matter of cleanliness, and you can clean an asshole pretty well.
#534 to #528 - abitur (12/10/2011) [-]
Finally someone who got the point...Most men masturbate with their right hand. This means u will never ever shake hands with someone again? i see no problem with anal as long as women care for their holes...Besides, i fuck my girlfriend only in the ass when she's on her period. I enjoy vagina sex as well as every other sex.
#519 - ludislavonac (12/10/2011) [-]
**ludislavonac rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Let's clear this up ** hurrr
User avatar #516 - Loppytaffy (12/10/2011) [-]
WAIT! 'scuse me fellas, but how would you like something shoved up your ass that feels like reverse constipation? No? Then why should women put up with it?

See, men actually have a pleasure spot on the inside of their ass, women do not. So when when men take it there is a certain level of enjoyment that came come from it (hit the spot right and they can even climax without having to work the shaft). It is rare if a woman can orgasm from anal.
#536 to #516 - pettlesoliver (12/10/2011) [-]
"how would you like something shoved up your ass that feels like reverse constipation?"
"Men actually have a pleasure spot inside of their ass"
Yeah so i guess they would like it pretty well?
User avatar #543 to #536 - Loppytaffy (12/10/2011) [-]
Some things are worth it, you can put up with pain or discomfort for the sake of pleasure, but what's th epoint if you get little pleasure more than the pain?
#544 to #543 - pettlesoliver (12/10/2011) [-]
whatever im done arguing over an anatomy lesson. pic totally unrelated.
whatever im done arguing over an anatomy lesson. pic totally unrelated.
#545 to #544 - Loppytaffy (12/10/2011) [-]
Fair enough. Enjoy the rest of the internet.
Fair enough. Enjoy the rest of the internet.
#529 to #516 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
You're wrong. Women can have the most intense orgasms from anal sex with the right combination of clitoral and G-spot stimulation. It's because the G-spot is located on the wall of the vagina that separates it from the anus. So if a man were to stimulate the G-spot with a vibrator and simultaneously have his PENIS rub against the sphincter the walls of her anus, he could bring her to a bone-rattling orgasm.

Also there are reasons why anal sex is appealing to people. It has to do with the "oral and anal pleasure stages" of our childhood, but I don't feel like writing a wall of text.
User avatar #533 to #529 - Loppytaffy (12/10/2011) [-]
What you've just said is that they need vaginal stimulation as well. Men don't need that.
Take it from someone who has open conversations with close gay and lesbian friends.
#538 to #533 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
Anal and vaginal sex should go hand-in-hand. And women should have greater pleasure from anal sex consider how close the G-spot is to the walls dividing the anal and vagina. You only hear complaints because most men don't use enough lubricant.
User avatar #542 to #538 - Loppytaffy (12/10/2011) [-]
I'd still prefer it if i were able to resume normal bathroom activities the day after sex. Anal makes it painful to sit, walk and use the bathroom, vaginal sex doesn't do that. Unless it's really really good.
#526 to #516 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
Somebody doesn't know about sexual anatomy.

If she would put up with it I would too. just sayin.
#523 to #516 - pettlesoliver (12/10/2011) [-]
Thank you for the sex-ed lesson.
User avatar #521 to #516 - icktomi (12/10/2011) [-]
actually...women have a cluster-fuck of nerves down there as well
User avatar #518 to #516 - achocolateforyou (12/10/2011) [-]
You can come over and shove fingers up my ass any day ;)
#515 - zeebei (12/10/2011) [-]
**zeebei rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at I have a million things I should be doin **
#514 - bluegmc (12/10/2011) [-]
**bluegmc rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Scaredy Cat. **
#506 - livinglegacy (12/10/2011) [-]
Personally, I don't mind if a girl doesn't want anal sex. Why?
Next time you take a shit, look at it in the toilet. It's usually not even thicker than your PENIS and yet it felt like a bitch coming out.
Now imagine you're a girl, you expect something deep and intimate and some guy wants to shove something the size of a painful turd in and out of your ass repeatedly.

#530 to #506 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
Ever taken a shit that wasn't rough? Anal sex involves a lot of lubricant and can be extremely pleasurable for both parties (when proper measures are taken, i.e. an edema and lotsolube),
User avatar #510 to #506 - iamblastoise (12/10/2011) [-]
Taking shits is satisfying as hell. I don't know what kind of monster shits you're talking about.
User avatar #520 to #510 - Aspirin (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah, that guy gotta stop eating Taco Bell
#509 to #506 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
I love you.
#505 - trollgoodness (12/10/2011) [-]
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#504 - jbnonexistingdick (12/10/2011) [-]
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#503 - djsleyy (12/10/2011) [-]
**djsleyy rolled a random image posted in comment #785625 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
**djsleyy rolled a random image posted in comment #785625 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw
User avatar #502 - sippay (12/10/2011) [-]
Am i the only one who noticed uploaders name
#500 - xxassasinxx (12/10/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#499 - klber (12/10/2011) [-]
I really don't see what the big deal is about girls not wanting Anal. I'd try it if my guy asked.
I really don't see what the big deal is about girls not wanting Anal. I'd try it if my guy asked.
#501 to #499 - peskypete (12/10/2011) [-]
Yeah; once.

Most girls at least TRY it, its just it only lasts about 3 seconds.
#494 - iceheadthirtytwo (12/10/2011) [-]
**iceheadthirtytwo rolled a random image posted in comment #224 at Another 5 Minutes of Your Life. ** <----- your face when you wanted to try anal.
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