Unimpressed Astronaut Comp

There's nothing to debate about. It was obviously faked; it was just a distraction so the world wouldn't notice us actually sending a shuttle to Mars in the hopes of establishing some form of colony we could eject the entire state of New Jersey to.

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#187 to #181 - darthacerbus (12/09/2011) [-]

WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG

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#213 to #187 - N. Korean citizen (12/09/2011) [-]

↑ check out the chumps

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#241 to #181 - schwarzenschwanz (12/09/2011) [-]

hahaha maybe the funniest comment i've seen on here in months!

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#264 to #241 - sedativechunk (12/09/2011) [-]

**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at And then I found Funnyjunk ** <--- NOT AS FUNNY AS THIS!

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#234 to #181 - coye (12/09/2011) [-]

-16

#205 to #181 - depresionista has deleted their comment. [-]

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#214 to #205 - redandwhitenorth **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]

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#222 to #205 - mazzyrazzy ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]

Excellent question sir.

Well, waking up is staggeringly laborious; it usually takes me a good hour (30 minutes on a good day) to correctly dress myself. It's quite problematic as you could imagine. While having 4 limbs and one head, it makes it a challenge to fix each into the unnecessary holes, not to mention the day-to-day fight to remember that the shirt is supposed to be worn on the torso while the pants below the belt.

When I finally do manage to make it to the bathroom, I usually have the uncontrollable urge to play with the water instead of putting it to good use: brushing my teeth, showering, and doing my sanitary business are often sidetracked by more wacky antics.

I then have to find the way out of my rape dungeon (not an easy task, mind, as mine is bigger than the average fanfare).

Usually Chives, my hilarious yet supportive butler, brings my carriage around noon so I can stroll around town among the commoners. I usually scoff at them arrogantly while dawning the necessary protective gear to eat my afternoon lunch: knee pads, elbow pads, several condoms, a helmet, grievers in case an Romans feel the need to do battle whilst consuming my meal, and my boots of +11 invisibility.

I hope this has been informative.

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#254 to #222 - N. Korean citizen (12/09/2011) [-]

You...are...a GOD!!!!

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#232 to #205 - coye (12/09/2011) [-]

He's just joking at the expense of the state of New Jersey

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#218 to #205 - schneidend (12/09/2011) [-]

Lol do you actually think the moon landing was real? Oh God. Next you'll tell me you think "evolution" is real. Dumbass.

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#220 to #218 - depresionista (12/09/2011) [-]

Haha I know right?

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#236 to #163 - N. Korean citizen (12/09/2011) [-]

guise, the moon landing was real, trust me, I was there

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#251 to #236 - dimetrodondanya (12/09/2011) [-]

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#320 - twinmac (12/10/2011) [+] (8 replies)

**twinmac rolls 00**

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#322 to #320 - sbeckman (12/10/2011) [-]

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#325 to #320 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2011) [-]

PAIR of dubs, guys. I only see one dubs.

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#326 to #325 - twinmac (12/10/2011) [-]

**twinmac rolls 21** happy now?

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#329 to #326 - twinmac (12/10/2011) [-]

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#331 to #329 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2011) [-]

Anonymous is never happy.

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#334 to #331 - twinmac (12/10/2011) [-]

so true, u sir should make an account.

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#323 to #320 - schwartz (12/10/2011) [-]

**schwartz rolls 54**

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#95 - salamk (12/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)

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#253 to #95 - meettheorphans **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]

**meettheorphans rolled a random image posted in comment #551902 at FJ Pony Thread ** wut?

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#192 to #95 - greycatmon (12/09/2011) [-]

lolwut

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#327 - fignewtonz (12/10/2011) [-]

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#198 - jewzapalooza **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I lost it at the graduating Earth one...

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#219 to #198 - schneidend (12/09/2011) [-]

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#227 - nippleslover **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [+] (15 replies)

**nippleslover rolled a random image posted in comment #290 at The Dragonborn Comes Skyrim Bard Cover ** ME GUSTA

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#230 to #227 - agbravens (12/09/2011) [-]

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#231 to #230 - nippleslover **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]

**nippleslover rolled a random image posted in comment #308 at Poo ** what?

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#237 to #231 - stipularkailyb (12/09/2011) [-]

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#240 to #237 - nippleslover **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]

**nippleslover rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Cartoon Network ** what does "by the nine" mean

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#245 to #240 - stipularkailyb (12/09/2011) [-]

Well in any RPG game I hardly play the story, but. It's something Elder Scrolls related. The nine gods of something or other..

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#246 to #245 - nippleslover **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]

**nippleslover rolled a random image posted in comment #308 at ALIENS AT THE AIRPORT? ** ahhhhhhh

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#252 to #246 - stipularkailyb (12/09/2011) [-]

I got thumbed down for not knowing EXACTLY what goes on in the Elder Scrolls games. I'm offended. It's not my fault I'm too broke ass to actually own any of those fancy top of the line games. Spare a thumb?

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#263 to #252 - playersbewarned (12/09/2011) [-]

Funnyjunk has no mercy when it comes to Skyrim related things...

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#276 to #263 - stipularkailyb (12/09/2011) [-]

So true, and also that picture was hilarious.

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#361 to #252 - agbravens (12/10/2011) [-]

Oblivian is on sale for $5 right now! GO GET IT if you havent played it yet
its a pretty amazing game

oh btw heres some love

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#365 to #361 - stipularkailyb (12/10/2011) [-]

I played a little bit, it's pretty epic. I also played some Skyrim but I was pretty tanked so I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

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#362 to #361 - agbravens (12/10/2011) [-]

on steam btw

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#260 to #231 - captainego (12/09/2011) [-]

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#283 to #231 - I Am Monkey (12/09/2011) [-]

Astro turf over a pool?

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#301 to #283 - Xedan (12/10/2011) [-]

it would be fucking awesome to watch someone on shrooms or LSD try to walk over that

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#296 - I Am Monkey (12/10/2011) [+] (2 replies)

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#330 to #296 - thatzwatshesaid (12/10/2011) [-]

fuckin' saved

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#354 to #330 - peravaara (12/10/2011) [-]

I think you were looking for this. It's a rarity, and I should know, I am an expert on rarities.

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#305 - gildemoono (12/10/2011) [-]

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#306 - darkshaft (12/10/2011) [-]

jesus this is amazing

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#62 - orlyyarlyfosrs **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]

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#86 - cappter ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]

I thumbed up as soon as I saw the first pic.
Calculators are an amazing tool but students are too reliant on them.

Also it amazes me how we were able to land on the moon even before there was the internet. Its amazing what technology has accomplished.

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Unimpressed Astronaut Comp

if well received I'll make another.

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