Worst High School Similes. . The following are actual winning analogies in the "worst analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest The little boat gen bad Wolf
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The following are actual winning analogies in the "worst
analogies ever written in a high school essay" contest
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the
way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
McBride fell stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty
Bag filled with vegetable soup.
Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a
sneeze.
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots
in the center.
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access
He was as tall as a : ~: afoot tree,
Long separated by cruel fate, the lovers raced
across the grassy field toward each other like two freight
trains, one having left Cleveland at 6: traveling at 55
mph, the other horn Topeka at 4: at a speed of 35 mph.
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after
the Dr. on a Pepper can.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two
hummingbirds who had also never met.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - wtfdudereally
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(12/08/2011) [-]
these are not analogies...they're similes. still good, just sayin.
User avatar #2 to #1 - RageChael [OP]
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2011) [-]
You're right :/ I'm gonna change the title

Thanks :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - wtfdudereally
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(12/08/2011) [-]
thumbed anyway. they were good. i laughed. and i didn't even notice that they were similes until close to the end. so i commend you :)