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Cl Anonymous carom wrom} : E
cct) estimated for about 3 weeks
fiinally beginning to recover
that shift in my bowels
mask teacher HI can go to the toilet
sshe nods
Walk with purpose to the bathroom
nit myself down on the toilet
spuddenly. sharp pain as menus is stretched bath's massive shit
and stomping my feet from the pain
Hake my shirt allow free movement
preach over and grab the sink
apush as hard as I fucking can
sstop when I realistically feel as if I' m going to black out
Hook into bowl
tthe massive shit is only hallway out of my anus, too far out to swallow back in
apush and push to no avail
clearly crying at this point
suecide to reach into the bowl with my hand
the shit as best I can
on feels like a fucking soda can
rip it out of my ass, screaming in agony
ablack out
make up an hour later
iforgot to lock the door
Everyone saw me lying in my own blood and feces
wet called shitface forthe rest ofthe yearned have to switch school
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Submitted: 12/08/2011
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#45 - adultcontent (12/09/2011) [+] (12 replies)
When I was a kid, I used to take massive shits, they would look like huge ass fucking hoagies. I broke 2 toilets when I was only 7, I had to get our semptic system pumped out due to the clogging of the pipes. After the 3rd time I did this, I would then begin to pick the shit up out of the toilet and throw it out the window, normally hit the tree and break into shit grenades and go all over the yard or stick to the tree. I'd also throw it down a hill if I was fast enough and threw far enough. After two years it got really bad, my asshole would bleed when I would take shits, making me afraid ue to the shear and agonizing pain that came along with it. My parents took me to the hospital where I had to lay down on a bed, and get a large tube inserted up my asshole, they then poured in mollasis into my large and lower instine. When I was done with round 1 of my asshole deflowered, they put me in the bathroom, I shit all over the ground and splattered all over the walls. The mollasis and shit shot out like a shotgun, coating the toilet, walls, and floor with a sweet smelling shit. I curled up in the corner after about 45 mins, my stomach feeling empty. I had to do the same thing again, the tube up the ass and so forth, I shit so much the toilet overflew onto the ground. The walls looked as if someone threw paint on them, the floor was a brown, chunky messy of shit. When I got home, I had to wear tampons in my asshole so the mollasis wouldn't leak out of my asshole into my pants and trickle down my legs. Then my mom had to stick a douche in my asshole to clean it everyday for 4 days. After 4 days was up, my mom bought me a PS2 with Medal of Honor: Frontline... Worth it.
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#139 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [+] (10 replies)
**anonymous rolls 903** If these aren't trips I'll post a pic of tits
#140 to #139 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
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#92 - seanstergf (12/09/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Sounds like somebody had a shitty day.
#61 - slipknotslipknot (12/09/2011) [-]
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#39 - nikasaruus (12/09/2011) [-]
**nikasaruus rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at NOPE! ** mfw i saw that kid
#14 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
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#216 - bagofshenanigans (12/09/2011) [-]
I expected this...  
I expected this...
#109 - virtigo (12/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
&quot;Found it in /b/&quot;?  
"Found it in /b/"?

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User avatar #86 to #84 - ColeTheUber (12/09/2011) [-]
Really? Mine has just begun.
#76 - irgabe (12/09/2011) [-]
I know that feel. Had the same problem like you with constipation. Drinking the most delicious drinks such as chocolate milk or beer does that to me. I remember having to take a shit so hard and long I had to get up and stand shitting cuz the shit wouldn't break. I decided to take the core of the tissue (the brown tube thingy) and tore it along vertically and wrapped my shit around it. Had to twist and turn it before it slid out of my ass and tore me a wider asshole. Decided to go to chinese doctor next door because I was shit out of money and Dr. Ming stuffed herbs and water into my butthole to mend the tear. Didnt help so I endured shitting with a torn asshole for a month before it healed. Worst month of my life. Actually skipped school almost everyday to find a comfortable place to sleep cuz the pain was unbearable. Totally sucks dude. But on the plus side, I think I'd have no problem in prison.
#218 - jebasu (12/09/2011) [-]
i lost it at &quot;too far out to swallow back in&quot;
i lost it at "too far out to swallow back in"
#116 - mexx (12/09/2011) [-]
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#137 - djponee (12/09/2011) [-]
Must have been a shitty day for him.
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