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Shitface. click here for more funny : /funny_pictures/2994611/Not+another+Arrow+to+the+knee+joke/ THIS GUY! found it on /b/ a while ago I used to think this pos

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Cl Anonymous carom wrom} : E
mick
cct) estimated for about 3 weeks
fiinally beginning to recover
that shift in my bowels
HTS TIME
mask teacher HI can go to the toilet
sshe nods
Walk with purpose to the bathroom
nit myself down on the toilet
nnothing
spuddenly. sharp pain as menus is stretched bath's massive shit
and stomping my feet from the pain
Hake my shirt allow free movement
preach over and grab the sink
apush as hard as I fucking can
sstop when I realistically feel as if I' m going to black out
Hook into bowl
tthe massive shit is only hallway out of my anus, too far out to swallow back in
apush and push to no avail
clearly crying at this point
suecide to reach into the bowl with my hand
the shit as best I can
on feels like a fucking soda can
rip it out of my ass, screaming in agony
ablack out
make up an hour later
iforgot to lock the door
Everyone saw me lying in my own blood and feces
wet called shitface forthe rest ofthe yearned have to switch school
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#45 - adultcontent
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When I was a kid, I used to take massive *****, they would look like huge ass ******* hoagies. I broke 2 toilets when I was only 7, I had to get our semptic system pumped out due to the clogging of the pipes. After the 3rd time I did this, I would then begin to pick the **** up out of the toilet and throw it out the window, normally hit the tree and break into **** grenades and go all over the yard or stick to the tree. I'd also throw it down a hill if I was fast enough and threw far enough. After two years it got really bad, my asshole would bleed when I would take *****, making me afraid ue to the shear and agonizing pain that came along with it. My parents took me to the hospital where I had to lay down on a bed, and get a large tube inserted up my asshole, they then poured in mollasis into my large and lower instine. When I was done with round 1 of my asshole deflowered, they put me in the bathroom, I **** all over the ground and splattered all over the walls. The mollasis and **** shot out like a shotgun, coating the toilet, walls, and floor with a sweet smelling ****. I curled up in the corner after about 45 mins, my stomach feeling empty. I had to do the same thing again, the tube up the ass and so forth, I **** so much the toilet overflew onto the ground. The walls looked as if someone threw paint on them, the floor was a brown, chunky messy of ****. When I got home, I had to wear tampons in my asshole so the mollasis wouldn't leak out of my asshole into my pants and trickle down my legs. Then my mom had to stick a douche in my asshole to clean it everyday for 4 days. After 4 days was up, my mom bought me a PS2 with Medal of Honor: Frontline... Worth it.
#67 to #45 - kureninenanina **User deleted account**
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#59 to #45 - thebaker
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You sir are now in my Hall of Heroes.
#73 to #45 - karris
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I can't seem to go anywhere without clogging toilets either. I plugged one of those unpluggable toilets, twice. Heck, I plugged a toilet with diarrhea once.
#58 to #45 - zwell
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#49 to #45 - neikoliberty
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#51 to #49 - disturbdplayer
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(12/09/2011) [-]
i dont get it
#60 to #51 - LemonNADE
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(12/09/2011) [-]
Oh god, now everytime a 'put your mouse here' image is posted this posted is going to be posted right after, almost like a routine.
#66 to #60 - disturbdplayer
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**** he figured me out
**** he figured me out
#70 to #66 - LemonNADE
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#62 to #45 - spatialstatus
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Think about how the hospital janitor felt...
#47 to #45 - aiphrem
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(12/09/2011) [-]
No other words can describe that
#55 to #45 - cmurphyjrjrjr
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>I **** so much the toilet overflew onto the ground
>so much the toilet overflew
>toilet overflew
>flew
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#77 to #75 - niggerhate
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Yes, you're doing it wrong now go die in a hole.
#81 to #77 - bronydude **User deleted account**
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#93 to #75 - puuuage
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#209 to #93 - dualshooter
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What is this? 7 hours and no one has posted the GIF of the guy punching his screen?
#57 - duskynobody
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#92 - seanstergf
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Sounds like somebody had a ****** day.
User avatar #94 to #92 - moltencore
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Ba Dum Tss
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#96 to #95 - seanstergf
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Dat feel when i have an alert at the top :D
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#100 to #98 - seanstergf
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Thank you for the help with the picture...I'm at a friends house and i dont have my reaction pics .
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#61 - slipknotslipknot
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Comment Picture
#39 - nikasaruus
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**nikasaruus rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at NOPE! ** mfw i saw that kid
#14 - ragingbrony
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#4 - msmousekat
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