Dear Dr. Goth
I am writing because I am con-
corned about my wiles bowel more
ments She doeesn' t evacuate every
But when she does, her stool is
so urge that I have to break it up in
the toilet in order to flush it clown.
Sometimes, I have to scoop the
waste out of the toilet put it in a plas-
tic bag and dispose of it. I am tired of
running after the plunger to unplug
the bowl. In all . brays, she is
healthy. What can I do?
Dear Reader: -
Make her responsible for her own
bowel movements. This is the ,
sir, and women are clamoring for "
equality. Get a life. Let your who take
char e of her own ,
whet er it be with. the plunger“ or '
with the use of a. mild laxative. Your -
role should nobbe to monitoring size
of her bowel movements. it
When she is in the ioan, absent "
yourself: Got to the _ - -
ters, the tennis court, the olf course . '
anything to out e house. '
Your who shoal e expected to deal
with something as personal as her '
bowel movements. You may have .
married her for' better or for worse -
but not for this.
Address . tr' to Dr, Peter .
Gotta no Madison Ave., New York, NY -