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they're going to steal your stuff

Okay so i made an obvious spelling mistake, sorry, that was pretty embarrasing xD but thanks for all the votes anyway!
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User avatar #137 - Dizzay (12/09/2011) [-]
Yes, im sure that the person next to him are going to steal his phone
#139 to #137 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
OP is a chick... deal with it
OP is a chick... deal with it
User avatar #140 to #139 - Dizzay (12/09/2011) [-]
I was actually talking about the bird. Im assuming its a he...
#136 - iantheoreo ONLINE (12/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #131 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
"person next to you are going..." wat.
User avatar #129 - nukinzerambo (12/09/2011) [-]
If I take a bus, I turn into Liam Neeson and yell

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me back my cell phone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. "

then I check my pockets
#130 to #129 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #132 to #130 - nukinzerambo (12/09/2011) [-]
*high five*
#142 to #132 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #143 to #142 - nukinzerambo (12/09/2011) [-]
*sips egg nog* quite so good chap
User avatar #144 to #143 - dizzymiller **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
quite.
#127 - CentraSpike (12/09/2011) [-]
**CentraSpike rolls 238,729,132**
User avatar #126 - thebottomhoe **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
Next to you are going
Are going.
Are.

This gives me physical pains.
#125 - frodothetroll (12/09/2011) [-]
I never have my stuff stolen, because only white people can sit down on buses.
#121 - whattaninja (12/09/2011) [-]
I always wake up just in time to make my stop.
I still have to make sure there's no one beside me, so I know nothing gets stolen, though...
#118 - genicide (12/09/2011) [-]
When I wake up on the bus I always have to ask what time are it.
When I wake up on the bus I always have to ask what time are it.
User avatar #113 - CaptainThumbtack (12/09/2011) [-]
Your grammar kills me.
#115 to #113 - lolbox (12/09/2011) [-]
OP says fuck grammar.
User avatar #114 to #113 - shinigamizak (12/09/2011) [-]
sorry, i should have checked so it was right before i uploaded it : / english is not my first language, i'm swedish^^'
User avatar #138 to #114 - Dizzay (12/09/2011) [-]
It are ok, we all make mistakes.
#141 to #123 - mystogan (12/09/2011) [-]
i cant stop watching, really. it been hours and i had to come back and watch this gif.


foreve alone. :(
User avatar #135 to #123 - dugaim (12/09/2011) [-]
I cant stop giggling to myself.
#124 to #123 - mystogan (12/09/2011) [-]
the owls are like "whatcha gone do about it, Richard Simmonsgot?"
#128 to #124 - plerp (12/09/2011) [-]
mordacia version :D
User avatar #116 to #114 - CaptainThumbtack (12/09/2011) [-]
Well then, my apologies. I'll protect you from the next phone-stealer to make it up to you.
#117 to #116 - shinigamizak (12/09/2011) [-]
thanks, mate!
#112 - josieabby (12/09/2011) [-]
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz  
  
Aww, HELL NO
ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Aww, HELL NO

#109 - runstart **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
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#108 - Appliances (12/09/2011) [-]
Fall asleep on bus
<When you wake up
#106 - chronicj (12/09/2011) [-]
fall asleep on a train
#105 - gfourtolip (12/09/2011) [-]
*IS. Person next to you IS going to steal your phone.
User avatar #111 to #105 - shinigamizak (12/09/2011) [-]
ah thanks^^
#102 - npfortytwo (12/09/2011) [-]
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#107 to #102 - anonymous (12/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #101 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (12/09/2011) [-]
I'm afraid I'll miss my stop if I fall asleep
User avatar #100 - duhzeeman (12/09/2011) [-]
I found a guy asleep on the bus once...poor fucker had his deed to his house on him
User avatar #120 to #100 - lennonislove (12/09/2011) [-]
Oh I damn sure better not find the deed to my house in yours.
#99 - bigblackcockanball **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [-]
**bigblackcockanball rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Anakin **
#98 - ilikerolling (12/09/2011) [-]
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