Oh God Why: The Last of the Shame?. Edit: Wow, I'm loving all of the positive feedback. I'd really love to post more but quite honestly, I can't recall all of m oh God why shame sad three no me Gusta
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Oh God Why: The Last of the Shame?

Oh God Why: The Last of the Shame?. Edit: Wow, I'm loving all of the positive feedback. I'd really love to post more but quite honestly, I can't recall all of m

Edit: Wow, I'm loving all of the positive feedback. I'd really love to post more but quite honestly, I can't recall all of my memories and I'm not going to make up a bunch of ******** stories to fill space. Trust me, I'll have more to post after Christmas, embarrassing stories always seem to come up when Christmas dinner roles around. I have two I'm ready to post (hint: one is about transexuals, the other is an "oh god lol" on the subject of dog **** that happened many Thanksgivings ago).

The Very Silly and Disturbing
Childhood of Jesuschristofaz
gnd Grade
Reading and cookies, best
part about friday
e, (Laying on the aloot)
And then it happens...
My against maor WOW! That felt mean
Hump. Hump
Hump. Hump.
Friend comes over
s doing?
AC. reels mail
Soon he starts doing moo
soon enough, a room lull MIN graders, dynamically humping, seemingly in unison.
on god, I don' t even want to know wiry...
for the love of God.
Ill Gilli CD
Camping, agee
walking around woods
rm going to go explore!
Cool! Someone else is
camping out here
mien I notice someone
standing near tent
he' s thin I
turns around
What is anal...
can 5
Age T
Pass Spence's
at mall
Excitement aroused
so we go into the more...
wow Look mommy! They have
spongeboy in mere!
They have tons of cool stun in here!
Somehow end up in adult section.
Dont you have one onliest in
Moi We' re leaving!
You' re grounded!
the store
ll you think we' re still getting McDonald:
you' re in for a rude awakening...
Age 9, any a relatives wedding
A Gag gill from a groomsman was a small tree
adorned with condoms
You' re going to need these bro!
Oblivion: me
Cool, free
I wonder why they don' t have
Starts chewing
This isn' t a lolipops Why is
it chewy? C?
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#9 - SpcRamon (12/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
OP......you were a ****** up child. lol
#170 - wundermelon (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#145 - muthree (12/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**muthree rolled a random image posted in comment #513796 at FJ Pony Thread **
**** .
#159 - cashmans (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
front page is full of weird 			****		 today
front page is full of weird **** today
#174 - mufasairl (12/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
>be 8
>find my mom's vibrator in parent's room
>mom in room with me
>turn on vibrator
>"mom what's this"
>"it's for my back leave it alone"
>proceed to run around house with it still vibrating while grandma is visting
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#241 - yofutofu (12/09/2011) [+] (2 replies)
age 9
sitting is class , my hot music teacher was teaching us about recorders , i get a boner, i have no clue what it is (also i'm wearing track pants) the girl sitting beside also asked what it was , she grabbed by crotch to see what it was and started yelling, EWWW HE HAS A TOY IN HIS PANTS , i jump up and start yelling I DIDN'T PUT A TOY IN THERE , i start helicopter dicking to show it was a part of me (remember i'm wearing track pants) music teacher stops teaching lesson , and sits at her desk and starts laughing.
now that i think back at that , i honestly want to erase it from my memory.
#129 - drunkturtle (12/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
All of these were about dick in some way.
User avatar #230 - anusholeboner (12/09/2011) [+] (6 replies)
5 years old, dont know about sex
My friend invites me over to her house
We go into her bedroom and hide below the sheets
I ask "wut are we doing"
She says "something i saw my parents doing"
Next thing i kno shes suckin mah dick
Then her MOM walks in catches us and asks "wut were u doin under there?"

P.S her family moved away
PPS the story u just read i have never told ANYONE IN MY LIFE
But since u guys are fello fjers i shared it
#216 - jessiijellybean (12/09/2011) [-]
>Me, age eleven, completely oblivious to anything sexual in nature
>Finds vibrating egg in my mom's room
>"Mom, what's this?"
>"... I hate the easter bunny, so I disguised a bomb to look like an egg."
>Mother proceeds to turn it on
>"If it vibrates for a long time, it'll explode."
>".. But mommy, Easter isn't for another seven months. Plus, the Easter Bunny isn't real."
>"... Go to your room."
>I skip away merrily.
User avatar #153 - DiabloStrawhat (12/09/2011) [-]
why no McDonalds??! thats mean parenting.
#213 - MtFatboy (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you are 			******		 up in the head  
i like it
you are ****** up in the head

i like it
#39 - monsoonburrito (12/08/2011) [-]
**monsoonburrito rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Home alone ** me at age 9
#250 - goonmcnasty (12/09/2011) [-]
>Be 7
>Walk into parents room
>Both in bed, one on top of other
> Say they're "changing sides"
>I walk out oblivious to now-obvious consensual rape
>Walk back in an hour later, back in the same position again
> Say they're changing sides again
>I believe them
>Why was i a 'tarded kid
#201 - atbhcedgeafmge (12/09/2011) [-]
>Hanging with friend in 7th grade
>His parent's are gone
>Explore their bedroom
>Look inside closet
>Find odd looking device
>Young minds realize it's a dildo
>Notice it's wet
>Friend runs to toilet, nearly vomiting
>Funniest/most awkward day ever
#187 - lokz (12/09/2011) [-]
This really gave me a feel.
#29 - monkeysmist (12/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
These are the best!
These are the best!
#203 - bzundell **User deleted account** (12/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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