Dayum. . weights abaut 100 kg! Tm net a scary guy! Tm actually a very very friendly persin! EUT! I can leek really intimidating cause quite: a his vur ii' iii)
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Dayum

weights abaut 100 kg! Tm
net a scary guy! Tm
actually a very very
friendly persin!*
EUT! I can leek
really
intimidating
cause quite: a
his vur*
ii' iii)
anyway... This stery starts
eut with me getting the:
train a friday night in
****** icecold Sweden during
the winter... SO!
Gad its celt! Better
take the shortcut
hrough the weeds"
Le Huge winter
jacket*
When clase enoughe i
can tell that its a
little girl abaut my age
18) and she leeks
terrified eff me!
Suddenly i nitice
that there is
sameone walking
infront me
all sudden she
steps, right
befire a tunnel
and starts
staring at me and
new she leeks
even mere scared!
I cerld understand
that she was afraid e
me cause getting
used it, i slew
dawn that I
whouldnt be scary
and clase... As the
Well screw this, 'aall DE budden*
new just geing
walk right by
aere and hape she
snt take me as
big guy c.. c.. cerld
yeu dc: me
Thank u! There are
seme scary guys in
the tunnel I have
theedge!
Cerld yeu please
pretend youre my
boyfriend when we
walk past them?"
All surprised she
actually cerld talk*
Uuhhm Sure, what cerld
that be?"
Well Of course I
shall be youre
guide theedge this
Tunnel!"
i take her hand
and put my "Eada's",
face en*
Ty seea much! yeu
really saved me!
Getta gal I' ll never
ferget this!"
Runs heme*
...
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Submitted: 12/07/2011
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#752 - psychoticheadshot (01/31/2012) [-]
Love it XD
User avatar #751 - jewishbarcode (01/01/2012) [-]
100kg thats like 80 pounds mfw you're a stick aren't you op?
User avatar #753 to #751 - sillybanananuts (03/02/2012) [-]
220 lb. pissflaps...

#750 - flogagnaw (12/13/2011) [-]
**flogagnaw rolled a random image posted in comment #380 at EarthFuckYeah ** Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg Imma fairly big guy to.
Pic unrelated
#744 - anonymous (12/10/2011) [-]
i ******* love this face
#740 - mjdjoy (12/09/2011) [-]
Be proud of it my friend. I know that feel. I'm a big guy with broad shoulders, and wear a leather jacket or trench coat with big combat boots. Some people think I look scary, but I enjoy it .

Pic totally unrelated.
User avatar #742 to #740 - dingojohn (12/09/2011) [-]
Here's a kick to the balls: Check OP's profile. Yeah, I thumbed down the content after doing that.
#746 to #742 - itrooztrooperdown (12/11/2011) [-]
Yeah, because we all tell the truth on our profiles. And also we tell stories about our real life in the comics, he didn't even labeled is as true story, no need to thumb down, after all it is oc :S
User avatar #747 to #746 - dingojohn (12/11/2011) [-]
Still think OP is a dick. I mean, look at your reply, the reason you even liked this OC was because you could relate to it, and OP seemed like a cool dude.

Well, those two reasons are now invalid. All that's left is a story that's not really funny, told in a first person perspective, as if it was a real story, OP even describing him... her... itself as a person. I mean, yeah, there's not a lot of true stories on here, but tell a joke or a funny anecdote, don't make up a funny story and make it seem like a true story. IMO, OP is a huge Richard Simmonsgot.
#748 to #747 - itrooztrooperdown (12/11/2011) [-]
Nah the story was just cute, nothing new, like most of the **** we get to watch on the TV. You're kinda right.
User avatar #749 to #748 - dingojohn (12/11/2011) [-]
Well, at least you kinda agree with me.
User avatar #728 - TheAssassin (12/08/2011) [-]
It's really not even about being tall/big. It's about how you carry yourself. I've seen a slender white guy part a group of built ass mexicans by walking through them like he belonged there; if you don't look scared, people always think twice about ******* with you.
#727 - yournewdad (12/08/2011) [-]
Hero!
Hero!
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User avatar #725 - playpus (12/08/2011) [-]
I was expecting it to be creepy/scary. Dissapointed.
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#721 - niceasswaiteww (12/08/2011) [-]
just settling an argument between my ******** friend. LET THE thumbS DECIDE IT!! POKEMON IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN DIGIMON
#719 - hitnail (12/08/2011) [-]
This should come in handy.
#718 - balldankies (12/08/2011) [-]
bravo sir, making oc that gets 4000+ thumbs in this era, damn im diggin this cause its not a skyrim joke, i think with a few more good posts like this fj will be don with the whole skyrim arrow to the knee bull crap
#717 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1325 at Lets play a game. ** MFW someone wants to rape me
#716 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
Where is the sex part ?  
  
  
  
  
  
O rly ?
Where is the sex part ?





O rly ?
#711 - anonymous (12/08/2011) [-]
What is better Digimon or Pokemon
#710 - floofy (12/08/2011) [-]
and thats why i love being 6' 4"

its what we do.
#708 - saxophan (12/08/2011) [-]
YOU SHOULD BE SCARED
User avatar #707 - thetangusso (12/08/2011) [-]
FJ community sucks
User avatar #712 to #707 - theoriginaltyson (12/08/2011) [-]
then leave.
#704 - zingoydoy (12/08/2011) [-]
Okay it was good OC and all, but dude, you can at least edit it a bit. Like that was just horrifying.
#720 to #704 - painballwiz (12/08/2011) [-]
*In sweden*

You seriously complain about a swede's english?
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