DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE
A LIGHT BULB?
Charismatic: Only one, Hands already in the air.
Contect: astal: Ten. One change the bulb, and nine to pray against
spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. Lights will en and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.
Baptists: At least 15. One change the light bulb, and three
committees approve the change and decide who brings
the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: Three. One to call the electrician, ene to mix the
drinks, and one to talk about how much better the
old one was.
Methodists: Undetermined. Whether yew light is bright, dull, or
completely out, we are lewd. You can be a light bulb,
turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. lighting service
is planned for Sunday. Bring bulb of yew ehehee and
a Covered dish.
Mormons: Six. Five wives replace the bulb while husband
reviews church lighting policy.
Lutherans: None. Lutherans den' t believe in change.
Amish: What' s a light bulb'?