Bend to my will, urine

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#4 - yourmomscat **User deleted account** (12/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)

"I've got a tattoo here that fully illustrates my point. It's of this rebellious young man, and he's urinating on an FM radio. And then this other stream of urine is going onto that television set. Implausible, I know, but I like to think that he had sex the night before, and a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. "

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#14 to #4 - somesheits (12/08/2011) [-]

oh sweet jesus i love you for posting that.. its like my favorite movie but no one really knows it :(

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#6 to #4 - niero (12/07/2011) [-]

THE FILM IS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE!!!!! WHAT IS IT!!!

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#7 to #6 - N. Korean citizen (12/07/2011) [-]

Hot rod

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#52 to #7 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2011) [-]

Heh, he has a hot rod on the end of his tounge

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#9 - Sanno (12/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)

'post sex' uh huh

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#13 to #9 - majordraco ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]

Still Counts

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#17 to #13 - drmrniceguy (12/08/2011) [-]

"Gawgeous"

Name that song! Win a cookie!

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#27 to #17 - skipnips ONLINE (12/08/2011) [-]

Tyler the Creators "She"? Just a guess.

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#1 - metallicunt **User deleted account** (12/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)

When I pee

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#20 to #1 - ihasthepancakemix (12/08/2011) [-]

lol 17 - 17 = 0.

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#38 - queensparkles **User deleted account** (12/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

at first i read that as "happy me taking a sexy pee".......im really tired.....

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#53 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2011) [+] (7 replies)

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at The Burst(Read description) ** <---- the person OP had sex with

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#58 to #53 - sloppygran (12/08/2011) [-]

so what you are saying is that question marks resemble not knowing something or someone therefore you could say that the thing you don't know is anonymous so that means that op had sex with anonymous and if i take a quick look at who you are... oh would you look at that you're anonymous. funny how things work out, isn't it?

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#59 to #58 - ApolloXYZ (12/08/2011) [-]

its the Riddler..

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#60 to #59 - sloppygran (12/08/2011) [-]

i was actually thinking of that while typing haha

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#54 to #53 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2011) [-]

I guess nobody knows

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#69 to #54 - smeissisafagisafag (12/08/2011) [-]

**smeissisafagisafag rolled a random image posted in comment #150 at I never thought about it that way ** this is the answer..

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#64 to #53 - juspate **User deleted account** (12/08/2011) [-]

A puzzle has many sides but only some are visible.

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#63 to #53 - rhysmack (12/08/2011) [-]

ill just leave this here

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#29 - renjilonefox (12/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**renjilonefox rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at IT IS TIME. ** related... somehow

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#31 to #29 - renjilonefox (12/08/2011) [-]

beards of that magnitude are always related

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#44 - afrojoshua (12/08/2011) [-]

**afrojoshua rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at R U kidding me? **

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#15 - sjarn (12/08/2011) [+] (6 replies)

am i the only one that just pulls back their foreskin to make it go straight?

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#16 to #15 - drmrniceguy (12/08/2011) [-]

Lol foreskin

NOONE HAS FORESKIN.
^that was intentional

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#18 to #16 - sjarn (12/08/2011) [-]

well everyone had one at one point in time, and only 30% of males are circumcised

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#22 to #18 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2011) [-]

But this is a primarily North American and European website.
That 30% is probably counting Africa, India, and China.
I would assume that, at least in the US, the percentage is quite a bit higher.

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#56 to #22 - RedSarge (12/08/2011) [-]

In the U.K, the norm is to be un-cut. it's also better for the man to be un-cut. 90% of the nerves in the PENIS are in the foreskin, which gets removed to supress sexual urges. That's why the jewish get cut.

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#89 to #56 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2011) [-]

I'm not really in the mood for an argument about this, but it does not reduce libido.
While it DOES slightly reduce sensitivity, there is no indication that it decreases enjoyment, and lasting longer is a good thing considering women are so much harder to please.

But yes, circumcision spread to Christians under the assumption that it would prevent children from masturbating. Even though that was the intention, they were wrong.

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#23 to #18 - Medication (12/08/2011) [-]

then i guess i am the 30%

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#21 - supermrty **User deleted account** (12/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)

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#45 to #21 - kingfini (12/08/2011) [-]

Well when a man and a women liked each other the man sticks his PENIS in her "VAGINA" which feels really really really really good then he Produces "SAUCE" 14 seconds later which is usually caught in a "CONDOM" but the damn thing broke so now you gotta child support! EVERY MONTH! all because she wouldn't make me a sandwich and was like fuck that! lets just fuck!. . . that bitch

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#49 to #45 - joeylopezis (12/08/2011) [-]

Wait, why was Vagina in quotations?

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#51 to #45 - trisexatops (12/08/2011) [-]

GET OFF MY WEBSITE, FUCKING CANCER.

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#12 - majordraco ONLINE (12/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

this happened to me every time I came home from surfing, one little grain of sand stuck makes two streams.

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#19 to #12 - ihasthepancakemix (12/08/2011) [-]

are you like retarded?

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#28 - wyattheriot (12/08/2011) [-]

fixed

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#71 - izaya (12/08/2011) [-]

I have the weirdest boner

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#46 - mnemonic (12/08/2011) [-]

good job Monsieur. made me laugh uncontrollably at work

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#34 - midgetsturnmeon (12/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**midgetsturnmeon rolls 34** Remind anyone of this?

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#25 - thatdeafguy (12/08/2011) [-]

WIN

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#10 - mcstorms (12/08/2011) [-]

I have never done this.....

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#80 - boxxyguevara (12/08/2011) [-]

Good job OP. That's the funniest thing I've seen on here in a while. thumb for you!

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#76 - N. Korean citizen (12/08/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #865 at Wtf america ** what my urine does

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#75 - anonimoss (12/08/2011) [-]

**anonimoss rolled a random image posted in comment #1418 at Americuh ** what my urine does

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