Quantifying love

That's pretty young, you shouldn't be talking about your 3-4 year old girlfriend on the internet.

Good call.

HAHA, I bursted out laughing. Best comment in a while, good sir.

nice

Go down on her.

What happened?

"NOT RIGHT NOW CANT YOU SEE THERE'S A FUCKING DRAGON?"...
feelsbadman

Put you in the wait zone? Put her in the rape zone.

...what

Picture of gf's left foot or it didn't happen.

haha my boyfriend and I take turns too.
Do what we did, make an account together. Then have one control the mouse and the other control the keyboard. It's hard to do but fun nonetheless. After a while, if you guys feel like it, switch who handls the controls.

Aint the only 1 then... I wonder what it is with uno... Is there somekind secret message we can't figure out?

Uno makes chicks wet.

Get that bitch some uno. Bitches love uno.

i bought Uno on Live for 2.50 on Black Friday, since then, my popularity with my female friends that have Live has increased greatly.

unrelated
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Everybody fuckin loves Uno.

square root of -1

i

mathed bitches!

no 2

no 3

no 4

no 5

Adrianne Curry. Lawyered.

Take it you're used to 5 then being a rangers fan ?

lol, cmon now, what about Amy Macdonald? She's a Rangers fan lol

True that, but some of your women ain't helping your image. For the record Im not a celtic fan, I love slagging them with their "We are all Neil Lennon" Pish.

I knew you weren't a Celtic fan as soon as i seen you were able to spell a 5 letter word correctly ha. I think it's fair to say the average scottish female supporter doesn't look particularly great

It could be worse though, what if i had to put up with such sights as this every week at parkhead?
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lol you spelt Celtic the same way he did...not having a capital letter doesnt make a word mispelled.

"I knew you weren't a Celtic fan as soon as i seen you were able able to spell a 5 letter word correctly."

Were able to spell a 5 letter word correctly.

Celtic is a name so it does have a capital letter?

no ... aww shit

well thats funny, a friend of mine and his girlfriend(also a friend of mine) is about a 2 and shes a 5 on the gamer girlfriend list, so i think you have your statistics wrong there good sir

I like this one better than Number 1

Gemma Atkinson...

pffff your idea of n1 is linsay lohan? that alone makes your argument invalid

at the time of that picture there were no hotter girls than Lindsay Lohan

um...there are a Bunch of girls that are way hotter than lindsay and have been around longer than her-angelina jolie, scarlett johannsen, megan fox (not sure when you're talking about) and a Bunch of models. besides, why does a 1 have to be from a specific period?

besides, ur argument is inherently flawed. Just because u havent come across hot gamer/game- girls doesnt mean they dont exist and the that the ones that are must be ugly (or a frog).

*toad

Your computer gives you oral?

Ouch.

hahaha im savin this one a nice one ANON

is that a pic of yer girl?

YESSS! SHE LOVES ME A LOT!!!

So you're a lefty?

YEESSSS! SHE'S DOING MEEEE. Wait. Why am I telling you this?

when*

This girlfriend

A lefty fapper, eh?

My last girlfriend always said she was "too tired."

well fuck

need a hug?

then she got naked and sat on my lap, and made me keep playing (accidentally hit submit the first time)

man, your gf is awesome
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That gif gave me a chuckle.

the february made me laugh a lot