50 facts about Chuck Norris. Top 100, thanks you ever so much guys.
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50 facts about Chuck Norris

Top 100, thanks you ever so much guys

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Submitted: 12/06/2011
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User avatar #1 - zleyer **User deleted account** (12/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Chuck Norris isn't the only one that can drown a fish. Just take the oxygen out of the water the fish will drown.
User avatar #12 - yunoknow (12/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
why do i feel like many of these can be used as in soviet russia jokes
#13 to #12 - prewhoregermaine (12/07/2011) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still awesome
User avatar #17 - luckybastard (12/07/2011) [-]
51. Chuck Norris narrated Morgan Freeman's life.
User avatar #4 - pararaptor (12/07/2011) [-]
5 and 46 are more or less the same...thumb anyway.
User avatar #3 - harsis ONLINE (12/07/2011) [-]
47 is wrong

no one would be able to survive an uppercut from Chuck Norris
#6 - N. Korean citizen (12/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
48 is a paradox
#8 to #6 - abdullahmag (12/07/2011) [-]
no it's not
User avatar #7 - banjofrank (12/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Chuck Norris can fart the alphabet.

I made one up ages ago and I was pretty proud of it , but I never put it up so I'll leave it here destined to rot away in the comments. hope you enjoyed.
#22 - N. Korean citizen (01/09/2012) [-]
#49 is definitely wrong. Asians eat soup with chopsticks, too. Lmao
User avatar #15 - luckybastard (12/07/2011) [-]
In soviet russia

chuck norris is religion.
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User avatar #2 - scroul (12/06/2011) [-]
lol i eat soup with cop sticks
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