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User avatar #23 - TheFedexGuy (03/27/2010) [-]
You would not beleive your eyes,
If 8 million jews just died,
their bodies burning as i fell asleep,
they'd fill the open air,
with the stench of burning hair,
you think hitler rude but you know we'd all stand and stare.
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELEIVE,
THAT THE JEWS WILL BURN SLOWLY.
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User avatar #377 to #23 - holycrapiliektoast (03/28/2010) [-]
ha that rhymes
User avatar #376 to #23 - dieselKiller (03/28/2010) [-]
wow, this is like a +thumbs bukkake
User avatar #375 to #23 - tomwalk (03/28/2010) [-]
you would not believe your eyes
if you saw the fedex guy
posting comments about jews
i though he was a nice guy
from fedex, i will no longer buy
you made hitler proud but ,we all stand and stare
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE
THAT THE FEDEX GUY IS HITLER.
User avatar #378 to #375 - TheFedexGuy (03/28/2010) [-]
haha nice
User avatar #367 to #23 - Lmaowned (03/28/2010) [-]
I didn't think anyone could win so much. +Over 9000 internets to you.
User avatar #369 to #367 - Lmaowned (03/28/2010) [-]
And I get thumbed down for giving this guy credit for being epic?
I'm now worried for the sake of FJ.
#370 to #369 - AndWhat (03/28/2010) [-]
No one has 9000 internetz you tool. You can't give internetz you don't have.
User avatar #371 to #370 - Lmaowned (03/28/2010) [-]
...I never thought of that. That makes more sense.
#362 to #23 - nohomo **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]
You would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies crawled up your ass and died
User avatar #354 to #23 - xxhonkeyxx (03/27/2010) [-]
you sir have won all of my internets. ever.
+3
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User avatar #351 to #23 - qwertyten (03/27/2010) [-]
You would not belive you eyes,
If ten million fireflies,
****** you with a rake.
And then mom heard screams and she got scared.
she said "your moving
in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whisted for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo home to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo home, smell you later
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air
#389 to #351 - Beasta (03/28/2010) [-]
Epic..... That Made my day.
User avatar #350 to #23 - betertank (03/27/2010) [-]
ima copy and paste this to the song on youtube check it out in 2 minutes :]
User avatar #345 to #23 - Alimosaka (03/27/2010) [-]
You would not believe your eyes
If you saw 10 million Jihads die
Lit up the street from an I.E.D.
Cause they fly through the open air
And all you can do is stare
While their families leave tear drops everywhere
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User avatar #346 to #345 - Alimosaka (03/27/2010) [-]
You'd think I'd care but instead I'd just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe
That in Iraq, their death happens sloooooowly
It's hard to say I'd like to stay and wait while no one wheeps
Cause this time everything happens as it seems
User avatar #355 to #346 - Alimosaka (03/27/2010) [-]
Seriously? I get negative of 10 total for my 2 comments? when I'm making fun of suicide bombers? Holy ****
User avatar #335 to #23 - kenada (03/27/2010) [-]
i better go warn kyle
User avatar #326 to #23 - Phantasmagoria (03/27/2010) [-]
I approve +2 Internets
User avatar #320 to #23 - billythegoat (03/27/2010) [-]
this was a triumph
#327 to #320 - anonymous (03/27/2010) [-]
Im making a note here, Huge success.
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User avatar #358 to #340 - ohdidntseeyouthere (03/28/2010) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
User avatar #318 to #23 - demented (03/27/2010) [-]
Demented approves of this parody.
User avatar #300 to #23 - LukesFather (03/27/2010) [-]
You would not believe your eyes,
If Darth Vader wept and cried,
"DAMN YOU SKYWALKER!" as he fell asleep.
His awesome, damn cool lair,
was hit with a rebel flare,
you'd see the parts, all flying everywhere.
I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE,
THAT HE REBUILDS IT SLOWLY.
User avatar #388 to #300 - Freezedragon (03/28/2010) [-]
u get +1 internetz
#387 to #300 - Beasta (03/28/2010) [-]
Great Coment... You could do alot more, keep it up I love that!
User avatar #310 to #300 - freshblob (03/27/2010) [-]
win
User avatar #302 to #300 - LukesFather (03/27/2010) [-]
(Measure twice, cut once right? Right?)
User avatar #279 to #23 - Espeon (03/27/2010) [-]
Espeon approves.
#323 to #279 - anonymous (03/27/2010) [-]
**** you pokefag
User avatar #372 to #323 - SeoYummy (03/28/2010) [-]
NO YOU!
User avatar #189 to #23 - ScottishPirate (03/27/2010) [-]
can i have my package now?
User avatar #175 to #23 - huntrshado (03/27/2010) [-]
went offbeat in my eyes but maybe it's just me xD
User avatar #213 to #175 - TheFedexGuy (03/27/2010) [-]
ya some lines are a little off beat
User avatar #214 to #213 - huntrshado (03/27/2010) [-]
Then again I don't relaly know much except the beginning of the song because I ******* turn it off or break whoever's radio playing it.
#143 to #23 - BlockJuice (03/27/2010) [-]
there will never be a better comment than this within this month
User avatar #135 to #23 - TheAdolfHitler (03/27/2010) [-]
I am very proud of you, in fact, I am so proud of you I am giving you a promotion!
+36
#59 to #23 - iAmSatan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
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User avatar #348 to #317 - betertank (03/27/2010) [-]
that makes me happy :D
User avatar #40 to #23 - TheFedexGuy (03/27/2010) [-]
It's easy to say that i'd rather stay,
alive when i'm not a jew,
Cause the jewish people have feelings too,

Cause i'd get ten thousand jews
into one giant crematory
as they tried to scream out for some help

My hand saluted above my head
Fully loaded pistol beneath my bed
Fate of a race hanging by a thread.

I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELEIVE,
THAT THE JEWS WILL BURN SLOWLY.
It's easy to say that i'd rather stay,
alive when i'm not a jew,
Cause the jewish people have feelings too,
when i burn them all.
User avatar #44 to #40 - TheFedexGuy (03/27/2010) [-]
i wish i could find anne frank,
( bring her to me right now)
she's going to turn me into an insomniac
(bring her to me right now)
Why do i coninue to burn the jews
(bring her to me right now)
When i'm far from done, this will give me the blues
to eight million of the jews
i'm cruel cause you have to say goodbye
I got misty eyes as i started to lose
but i'll know where several are
in smelly, cramped up train car
cause that'll kill a few, and keep them safely behind bars,

I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELEIVE,
THAT THE JEWS WILL BURN SLOWLY.
It's easy to say that i'd rather stay,
alive when i'm not a jew,
Cause the jewish people have feelings too,
when i burn them all.
#385 to #44 - laxer (03/28/2010) [-]
You would not believe your eyes.If a pikachu appeared front side...And you were out of poke balls that day.... Cause they are rare and dare to hide everywhere and all you can do is stand and stare.. I'd hate to watch that pikachu flee as I cry Slowly
User avatar #307 to #44 - RandalGraves (03/27/2010) [-]
Who would have known that the fedex guy, who brings funnyjunk packages, would be a nazi.
User avatar #316 to #307 - freakaleak (03/27/2010) [-]
Screen cap this sonofabitch!
User avatar #285 to #44 - xJoshx (03/27/2010) [-]
Lmfao. I seriously listened to the song...only to put these lyrics in instead! Your over 10 ****** thousand.
User avatar #182 to #44 - freshblob (03/27/2010) [-]
Holy crap you are AWESOME
+9001 internets to you
User avatar #221 to #182 - jezzuschrizzist (03/27/2010) [-]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #78 to #44 - ScottishPirate (03/27/2010) [-]
im surprised that the Fedex guy is Hitler. Wait a minute.......
User avatar #163 to #78 - TheAdolfHitler (03/27/2010) [-]
No, he's a Nazi.
User avatar #172 to #163 - ScottishPirate (03/27/2010) [-]
HITLER! Omg! HI HITLER!!!!!!!
User avatar #178 to #172 - ScottishPirate (03/27/2010) [-]
hows WW2 goi- aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
User avatar #174 to #172 - TheAdolfHitler (03/27/2010) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #341 to #174 - LawfulNeutral (03/27/2010) [-]
Seig Heil!
User avatar #342 to #341 - LawfulNeutral (03/27/2010) [-]
Yes, every time I see you I WILL do that.
User avatar #38 to #23 - MrWobblez (03/27/2010) [-]
Epic as hell
User avatar #37 to #23 - rawrstomp (03/27/2010) [-]
i read it in that wierd autotuned voice owl city's singer used.
+6
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User avatar #34 to #23 - Mancub (03/27/2010) [-]
I dont want you to deliver anything to my house anymore
User avatar #32 to #23 - mixedpizza (03/27/2010) [-]
That was pure win
User avatar #29 to #23 - TacoParty (03/27/2010) [-]
Your comment was better than the picture itself
+9
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User avatar #26 to #23 - emotard (03/27/2010) [-]
lol very nice, very nice indeed my friend.
User avatar #24 to #23 - Nerisai (03/27/2010) [-]
epic

+1 internetz for you
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