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United State's Navy

This ACTUAL radio
converstion of a " naval the cannadian
authorities off the most of Drtuber
MBS. Radio conversation released by the Chief of
Naval Operat" .
Canadians:
Please divert course " i: :: r the Sold":
to avoid a ollision.
Americans
Recommend you divert anfour nurse 15
North.
Canadia re:
Negative. You will have to divert you coo we 15
dereks to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans
This Etta Captain on US Harv ship. again,
divert TDD Reirse.
Canadians:
No. I salt again, you .
THIS is THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE
SECOND LARGEST SHIP INTHE UNITED STATES ATLA NAIC
FLEET. WE ARE HEM FANNED BY THREE RS, THREE
CRUISERS AND SLIPPERY ‘JESSE IS. I
you CHANGE YOUR 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY
THAT' S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER
MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKER TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF
THIS SHIP,
Canada:
We are a lighthouse, portal
Either Thumb up er down,
just don' t skip!
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User avatar #89 - cjklefty (12/06/2011) [-]
A Canadian Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the Canadian, US, English, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French Admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, North Americans generally learn only English. He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the Canadian Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
User avatar #401 to #89 - IncarceratedNinja (12/07/2011) [-]
i dont get it...someone elxplain?
User avatar #405 to #401 - illegit (12/07/2011) [-]
world war 2. french wouldve been probably become part of germany if we hadnt stopped them.
User avatar #469 to #401 - cjklefty (12/07/2011) [-]
What country are you from?
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#275 - thesmartatheist (12/06/2011) [-]
The story is true, but it did not happen between the Americans and the Canadians. The dialogue was also changed drastically. Some psychologists use this to explain a paradigm shift, a change in attitude due to an event or realization. This story was mainly changed to make Americans look stupid.
#365 to #275 - anon (12/07/2011) [-]
This story never happened.
User avatar #462 to #365 - thesmartatheist (12/07/2011) [-]
You're right...it didn't. A much more simple, shorter, and more dull form of this story did actually happen.
User avatar #82 - mrblueftw (12/06/2011) [-]
Too bad this has never happened since the Lincoln has never even went as far up CAnada
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#77 to #11 - uzerc (12/06/2011) [-]
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#380 to #369 - livinglegacy (12/07/2011) [-]
To be fair, its not REALLY a repost from 9gag. The story itself has been around for so long, no one really owns it.
User avatar #374 to #369 - CaptainJohnPrice (12/07/2011) [-]
Except its not off of 9gag.

This joke is older than the internet.
#334 - salamk (12/06/2011) [-]
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#62 - ragingbrony ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
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#51 - communistunicorn (12/06/2011) [-]
Not only have you reposted something I've seen at least 4 times, you added thumbwhoring to the end.
#106 to #75 - foreveraloneirl (12/06/2011) [-]
here's a better version of oli.
User avatar #95 to #91 - MrMouz (12/06/2011) [-]
I think you mean 6 years...
User avatar #96 to #95 - Animefreake ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]
I think he mean 6 decades...
User avatar #131 - beamersmack **User deleted account** (12/06/2011) [-]
And then the light house changed 15 degrees north.
User avatar #36 - LtMcG (12/06/2011) [-]
Having experience with the Navy, this conversation doesn't seem legit. It's way too casual and missing out some important information
#423 - guymandude (12/07/2011) [-]
U.S. Navy's Response:

Then take your goddamn lighthouse,
and push it 15 degrees north
#294 - anon (12/06/2011) [-]
I saw this in my grandmother's reader's digest magazine. This is a REPOST! >_<
#293 - Kekuchi (12/06/2011) [-]
Hmmmm
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User avatar #281 - titanious (12/06/2011) [-]
I laughed at this. when I saw it 2 years ago
#118 - terrorrizor (12/06/2011) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #193 at Damn Nature You Scary! ** this joke is older than potato
#38 - Ninjabears (12/06/2011) [-]
Here comes an "America is Stupid" ********* .
#325 - elementski (12/06/2011) [-]
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