If I were a guy: Sleep with them
Fly (fuck yea, whats wrong with being naked)
Kernel in my throat (You'd get used to it eventually)
Sit in a room
Saran wrap (this one wasn't even a contest)
Morgan Freeman
Have other people think I smell
Shut my hand in the door (I can live without a hand, it's gotta have nerve damage at some point)
With parents