Chuck Norris

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chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby.

Once on Hiroshima, once on Nagasaki.

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#406 to #12 - N. Korean citizen (12/06/2011) [-]

OH MY DOG, SORRY, I FUCKING MEANT GOD, THAT'S HOW FUCKING LAME YOUR PICTURE IS

IT MAKES ME ACCIDENTLY SAY DOG YOU STUPID Richard SimmonsGOT

I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY THREE HUNDER AND FORTY SEVEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TWENTY THREE MILLION CUCUMBERS IN THE ASS AT THE SAME TIME

I HAVE A THREE MOTHERFUCKING HUNDRED METER PENIS THAT MAKES ALL THE SPARTANS GO HORNY AND WILD!1!!!!11!!!!!!!!12!!11!1!1

I ALSO LIKE SUCKING DICK, BUT ONLY DICK FLAVOURED SWEETS

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW IMAGINE I HAD TO SUCK DICK, THAT WOULD BE SO GAY, I COULD DO IT LOOKING LIKE A pretty little princess in a dress

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SCREW YOU, YOU STUPID Richard SimmonsGOT, YOU CALL YOURSELF A "HERO" DOG, WHEN IN REALITY YOU
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!!F A G G O T!!!

I'M OUT

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#412 to #406 - TrollyTheTroll (12/06/2011) [-]

lol didnt read

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#413 to #409 - N. Korean citizen (12/06/2011) [-]

YOU'RE DICK

8=D~

MY DICK

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#411 to #409 - N. Korean citizen (12/06/2011) [-]

YOU CLICKED YOUR NOTIFICATION, DIDN'T YOU?

HAHAHAHAHA

FUCK YOU

MY PESNI IS APOT BIGGER DAN URS, IT MAKES THE OTHER MEN GOOOO0000OOOO WILD WOOHOOOOO LOLOLWLTROLTLROLRTOLLLLL

I AM ALOT MORE HANDSOME THAT YOU

HAVE SOME LITTLE GIRLS TO THINK ABOUT, YOU STUPID PEDO

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YOU HAPPY, YOU STUPID PEDO?

SUCK DICK

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#410 to #409 - N. Korean citizen (12/06/2011) [-]

OH MA GWD UR JUST FUCKIN JEALOUS CUZ MY COMMENT IS FUCKING

===AMAZING===

AND THAT UR JUST AN UGLY BITCH WHO IS STILL A MASSIVE, FAT VIRGIN

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S WITCH THE "FJ" AND THE "ANON" IN THE GIF AROUND AND THATS ME BEATIN U UP, LOLOLOLOLOL

PEACE OUT.

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FUCK YOU

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#14 to #12 - Jorgin (12/05/2011) [-]

So by your logic, his dad was a lonely person who donated sperm to a sperm bank, and his mother was artificially inseminated with the egg of Chuck Norris.

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#239 to #138 - Jorgin (12/06/2011) [-]

I've been here long before you.

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#16 to #14 - QuestionMarks (12/05/2011) [-]

do you not know anything about Chuck Norris?

he pretty much is everywhere on the internet

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#19 to #14 - rainbowtacos (12/05/2011) [-]

**rainbowtacos rolled a random image posted in comment #770149 at My Little Pony ** chuck norris is going to kick you in the back of the face

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#77 - happyvirus (12/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)

few months later

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#93 to #77 - restrictedaxcestwo (12/06/2011) [-]

...how long have you been waiting to use that?

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#81 to #77 - frets (12/05/2011) [-]

How related!

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#98 - mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (12/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)

my son's name is odysseus
because he broke through the trojan wall

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#116 to #98 - snivymaster (12/06/2011) [-]

taken from a comic. im surprised you got that many thumbs

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#118 to #116 - mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]

i am humbled

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#181 - thatfoulstench (12/06/2011) [+] (8 replies)

If he can make it out of there, call him Odysseus cause he breached the trojan wall

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#184 to #181 - lenus (12/06/2011) [-]

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#192 to #181 - thecomkiller (12/06/2011) [-]

i always thought that was a terrible condom name, after a people who are known for being breached

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#194 to #192 - nuggubler (12/06/2011) [-]

ya.people hide in some wood, sneak out and into the city then kill everyone

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#183 to #181 - xblueflamex (12/06/2011) [-]

Yes.

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#218 - hawkfang (12/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Chuck Norris was actually dropped twice as a baby. First on Hiroshima, then on Nagasaki.

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#76 - romdadon (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

and thus
9 months later
Chuck Norris was born

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#312 to #282 - billymaize (12/06/2011) [-]

/emperor's march
dun dun dun dun nu nu dun nu nu

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#289 to #282 - jintan (12/06/2011) [-]

SHIT.

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#7 - orlyyarlyfosrs **User deleted account** (12/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)

I can finally use this!

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#44 to #7 - gongthehawkeye (12/05/2011) [-]

I shit you not, my teacher did that one day (he caught it, and dropped it on the ground like a boss).
I nearly shat my pants.

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#89 - uptightmonkey (12/05/2011) [-]

Where sperm really went...

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#284 to #259 - hudsen (12/06/2011) [-]

I lol every time.

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#94 - creamymcgee (12/06/2011) [+] (3 replies)

**creamymcgee rolls 335**

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#136 to #95 - holyshitxd (12/06/2011) [-]

Trips cannon backfired so hard, a Challenger 2 became a 2S1 Gvozdika!!!

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#119 - localafrican (12/06/2011) [-]

there's still a lot of room in that water balloon

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#147 to #102 - mocronow (12/06/2011) [-]

It kind of looks like Ron has a hand of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Take a quick glance and it does, at least.

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#49 - stratosrider (12/05/2011) [-]

.... Chuck is a nickname for Charles. Your wife/girlfriend would still get her wish; you'd just be changing his last name.

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#292 - AngryBear (12/06/2011) [+] (12 replies)

I broke the condom, does that mean I'm chuck norris?!

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#296 to #292 - mummer (12/06/2011) [-]

I was an accident too, and every day my parents remind me of it...

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#297 to #296 - mogossien (12/06/2011) [-]

Out of nine kids, I was the only planned one

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#415 to #297 - paradox (12/07/2011) [-]

your parents are horny as fuck

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#416 to #415 - mogossien (12/07/2011) [-]

Not anymore
The oldest is 25, the youngest 13
Me and one of my younger brothers are exactly a year apart, to the date.

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#301 to #296 - marking ONLINE (12/06/2011) [-]

your father's face when he saw the broken condom

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#414 to #311 - mogossien (12/07/2011) [-]

Since I was the only planned child, when my parents get mad at me, I yell, "You wanted to have me! You wanted this!"

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#317 to #296 - hidefromme (12/06/2011) [-]

how do you know you were an accident? are your parents really young?

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#319 to #317 - mummer (12/06/2011) [-]

no they just never really wanted kids and pretty much everyday or whenever i mess something up (even if it's small) they just remind me of it y saying something along the lines of. "God damn it! Should have had that abortion!" oh and my father beats me every now and then, I'm kinda lucky to be on the internet right now actually.

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#333 to #319 - paradox (12/06/2011) [-]

the other day my dad got piss drunk the same way he has for the past 3 years and woke me up by beating me with a fucking stick. my mom just sat there and laughed as i got my bones broken.

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