Sick Jokes Comp Pt. 1. Got these jokes from a book that my dad bought from Spencer's. Wouldn't mind it if you thumbed, but only if you liked it.. Jackjones Comp
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Sick Jokes Comp Pt. 1

Got these jokes from a book that my dad bought from Spencer's.

Wouldn't mind it if you thumbed, but only if you liked it.

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Jackjones Comp Part 1
Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?
The devil couldn' t get the priest out of the boy.
A father is in the bathtub with his hereeyeam old son.
Child: Daddy, why is my peepee different from yours?
Father: Well son, for a start, yours isn' t erect.
A guy goes into the pharmacy and says, ''I need some condoms for
my old daughter." The pharmacist is shocked and asks,
Your daughter is sexually active at 11?" The guy says, "Not really,
lies there like her little brother."
A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of candy and
says, "Hey kid, if I give you some candy, will you come in my
car?" The kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I' ll come in your
mouth."
What do you do after having a baby?
Put it' s diaper back on.
What' s cracked when you **** it, and ****** when you crack it?
A baby' s pelvis.
What' s the best thing about ******* a old girl?
You can flip her over and pretend she' s a old boy.
What' s the best thing about having sex with children?
Their tiny hands make your cock look big.
How do you make a old cry twice?
Use her teddy bear to wipe the blood off your penis.
How do you know your sister' s on her period?
Your dad' s dick tastes funny.
If this gets enough thumbs, then I' ll
make a parta.
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Submitted: 12/04/2011
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User avatar #5 - NotAdmin (12/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Q: What's red and has 10 arms? A: A pitbull in a maternity ward.
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? A: So it can finish sucking you off.
Q: Whats funnier than six babies in one trash can? A: One baby in six trash cans.
Q: What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A: baby in a microwave.
Q: How long does it take to kill a baby in a microwave? A: How the **** should I know? I was too busy masturbating.
Q: How do you stop a baby from falling down a manhole? A: Throw a javelin through its head.
Q: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth? A: Liquify them in a blender.
Q: How do you get them out? A: Nachos.
Q: What is red and creeping up your legs? A: A homesick abortion!
Q: What should you do when your baby is stuck in a blender? A: Use a straw.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? A: You can't unload bowling balls with a pitch fork.
Q: How long does it take to paint a room with dead babies? A: Depends how hard you throw em.
Q: What is funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome.
Q: What's the difference between babies and grannies? A: Grannies don't die when you **** them in the ass.
Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? A: I don't cum all over an apple before I eat it. Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? A: You can't **** a table. Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: A dead baby in a clown suit! Q: Why shouldn't you slit open a baby's throat? A: You might cut your dick.
#4 - furryfemboy (12/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Thats sick and twisted I LOVE IT!
Thats sick and twisted I LOVE IT!
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