Jackjones Comp Part 1
Did you hear about the reverse exorcism?
The devil couldn' t get the priest out of the boy.
A father is in the bathtub with his hereeyeam old son.
Child: Daddy, why is my peepee different from yours?
Father: Well son, for a start, yours isn' t erect.
A guy goes into the pharmacy and says, ''I need some condoms for
my old daughter." The pharmacist is shocked and asks,
Your daughter is sexually active at 11?" The guy says, "Not really,
lies there like her little brother."
A man pulls up in his car beside a little boy.
He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of candy and
says, "Hey kid, if I give you some candy, will you come in my
car?" The kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I' ll come in your
What do you do after having a baby?
Put it' s diaper back on.
What' s cracked when you fuck it, and fucked when you crack it?
A baby' s pelvis.
What' s the best thing about fucking a old girl?
You can flip her over and pretend she' s a old boy.
What' s the best thing about having sex with children?
Their tiny hands make your cock look big.
How do you make a old cry twice?
Use her teddy bear to wipe the blood off your penis.
How do you know your sister' s on her period?
Your dad' s dick tastes funny.
If this gets enough thumbs, then I' ll
make a parta.