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Bob can' t get an erection so he goes to the doctor,
The doctor, tells him the muscles at the base of his penis ore broken down and
There' s nothing he con do unless he' s willing to try an experimental surgery.
Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor, tells him they take the muscles from
the base of o baby elephant' s Trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and
hope for, the best,
Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never' having sex again is
even scarier, so he says ,
The doctor, goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later, he
gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment",
Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob stapes feeling incredible
pressure in his pants, It gets unbearable and he figures no one con see him so he
undoes his pants,
No sooner' does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, moves across the
table, grow an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants,
His wife sits in shock for, o few moments, and then gets o sly look on her, face
She says, "That wos pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering
and o painful look on his face, Bob says, "probobly, but I don' T know if I con fit
another, apple up my assy
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Submitted: 03/26/2010
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User avatar #19 - dakunism (03/27/2010) [-]
6 weeks without a boner?! ******** !! i cant go 30 minutes without at least 1 random boner
#1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (03/26/2010) [+] (17 replies)
lol I've never heard this one before.
User avatar #44 - GaryColeman (03/27/2010) [-]
Ass Tulip. lol
User avatar #43 - RoflcopterGoSwoosh (03/27/2010) [-]
The moment i heard elephant trunk muscles i knew it was going to end badly.
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#36 - TheEye (03/27/2010) [-]
just show my friend blue wafffle and he almost throw up
#22 - wrecker (03/27/2010) [-]
Old joke, but still funny
#20 - spikeypenguin (03/27/2010) [-]
haa funny joke :P
#18 - FluffnStuff (03/27/2010) [-]
did NOT see that comin lol
User avatar #17 - Awesomegravy (03/26/2010) [-]
Oh I see what you did thar !
#16 - RATS OWNED U (03/26/2010) [-]
Ia ctully laughed to this!
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