Oh, I think it's been done before, it's funny and I thumbed, but I'm just saying it's not realistic. I don't think I can name anyone though who would not do the same as you.
Give it time and effort. Mostly effort if you don't feel like waiting. Skyrim is only fun for so long, and girls can be indefinitely entertaining, well of course depending on the girl, but all the skyrim comics showing how guys would ignore girls to play it are stupid, I'm sure everyone who is not a douche cannot sympathize .
I know this is just a joke and all, but it sucks to know that there are people out there who actually do this, and that even though I never would, I'll be living a relationship-less life. **** .
Brother, much as the companions, I would gladly hear your woes and try and make you feel better. Would it be possible to cure the wounds which you suffer, I would heal them.
Companion, Shield brother of Funnyjunk, I know that pain and relate in many ways, and with that I will say "feels bad man"