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Top ti) Racist )) Jokes
1. What does a black kid say when he has diareah? ---- Iam
Reelecting.
2. Whats long smells and smells like rabbit **** ? ----The
unemployment line.
3. Whats the problem with 4 ******* going off a cliff in a
cadilac? ----The car seats six.
4. How do you starve a ****** ? ----Hide his welfare check in
his work boots.
5. How do you kill a ****** ? ----Throw a bucket of KFC off a
cliff.
6. Whats the difference between a ****** and a speed
bump? ----You slow down for the speed bump.
7. What does a black kid get for christmas? ----Your bike.
8. Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car? ----
Because it might be yours.
9. What do you call 1000 ******* in an ocean? ----An oil spill.
10. How do you stop a ****** from raping a girl? ----Throw
him a basketball.
11. What do you call a ****** with a wodden leg? ---- **** on a
stick.
12. What do you call a ****** in a sleeping bag? ----A mars bar
13. What do you call 2 ******* in a sleeping bag? ----A mix.
14. Why do ******* always have sex on there minds? ----
Because they have pubic hair on thier heads.
15. Why are ******* getting stronger? ----Because T. V' s are
getting bigger.
16. Whats faster then a ****** running with your T. V? ----His
brother with the VCR.
17. Why are ******* so good at basketball? ----Because they
can shoot steel and run.
18. How do you keep a ****** out of your front yard? ----Move
the garbage can to the back.
19. Why do ******* carry **** in thier wallets? ----For
identity.
20. How do you save a ****** from drowning? ----You dont.
That is all Fjer' s
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#14 - anonymous (05/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
you lot are all just racist n i cant believe people find this stuff funny...its actually against the law to use the tern " ****** " it was outlawed like 100 years ago...how would uu lots like it if uu were black and people come up n say crap like that tuu youre face or laugh about it behind ure back. Black people suffered alot by white hand...its supposed to be over by now
Think about it...
#15 to #14 - anonymous (06/24/2011) [-]
shut up ******

#114 - anonymous (06/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'am a 21 year old black women with that being said it hurts me to see all of you talk to each other like this. Most of you men are probably years older then myself, what are you teaching our youth? Most human only hate or dislike what they don't understand. It is 2012 why are we talking to each other in such a uncivil manner. Life is so short and precious and if we loved one another I know for a fact indeed we could have a better society to live in. I love every single one of you white Americans that posted these nasty hateful remarks, I pray only for god to change your hearts. Let your heart guide you in everything you do. I plead gods precious blood over your minds I pray he renews your mind and heal the negativity. In my opinion some blacks are foolish but as too are whites. But again you wouldn't be a human and of flesh if you didn't possess imperfections... He who is without sin shall cast the first ston. I love white people I love blacks I love people and most importantly I love growth. So expand your minds and let go of that hate. All of that passion should go into helping someone.
Love,
Daria S.
#117 to #114 - anonymous (07/01/2012) [-]
shut up ******
#126 - anonymous (07/14/2012) [-]
I thought this was the dumbest **** I'd ever see, but then I read the comments.
#123 - anonymous (07/07/2012) [-]
This is awesome lol. Can't take a joke must be true then. F off
#20 - anonymous (11/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Who has the biggest dick in 4th grade, the whiteboy, the wetback or the ****** ?


The ****** , he's 16
#155 - anonymous (10/05/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So it's ok to make jokes about the Irish, white and other people, but it's some sort of crime to make black jokes, double standard, freaking nasty double standard full of liberal dog crap, you're nit better than anyone else, and don't deserve a free ride because your ancestors where stupid.
#150 - anonymous (09/18/2012) [-]
How does a black woman tell she's pregnant? She sticks a banana up her vag and if there's a bite missing, another moneky's on it's way
#108 - anonymous (06/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Directed towards white brother and sisters:
Look on the bright side folks! If the ******* do all as they say and take all of our women (As trophy's of course because ******* don't respect women) eventually the white gene traits will take over the primitive ****** gene traits and there will be no ******* left! All the once dark skinned bumper lip knuckle dragging jiggaboos will be extinct because of their less evolved genetics on the account that ******* just aren't quite as advanced as the white race

Ahhhh genetics as its finest! Why do ******* eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers.
#70 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
lol why are ******* looking up ****** jokes & than mad lol wtf did yu expect when the title says 20 racist ****** jokes hahahahaaa ****** retards smh
#46 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
why does beyonce sing to the left to the left?



because blacks have no rights!
#65 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I'm white and you internet tough guys make me laugh,, I'm born and raised Brooklyn ny and none of you pussies would last a day in my neighborhood,,,, real tough talking **** on the computer,,, people are people,, there's good and bad in every race
#59 - anonymous (03/22/2012) [-]
white power bitches **** ******* there just a waste of space in this world i wish we had someone like hitler except hated ******* to come wipe all you jungle bunnies out!!!!

#2 - anonymous (03/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
bah none of these are even remotely funny...
#137 - anonymous (08/05/2012) [-]
anybody who gets butthurt over jokes are just a bunch of pussies
#103 - anonymous (06/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
************* white racism... it never stops. It finally our turn, and what yall be doing.. straight up hating, but watch in like fifty year, this whole country gonna be brown. I saw it on the news. more than half of the childrens born in united states is already black, brown. So we gonna **** all your white daughters and **** you out of the world, ******* crackers!
#105 to #103 - anonymous (06/12/2012) [-]
I'm as white as they come and my bloodline will stay that way. ****** it's never going to be your turn. The only thing you can hope for with your pea sized brain is to flip burgers instead of salt fries. You wonder why we hate you. Read your post. You and the whole ****** monkey race is stupid as **** . I had to get a ****** that spoke English to translate that ****** mush.
#72 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
WHITE POWER HAIL HITLER KILL ALL THE *******

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#66 - anonymous (04/17/2012) [-]
Shut the **** up #65. Are we supposed to be impressed and scared because your from Brooklyn. Nobody gives a **** . You probably live in your parents basement jerking your little dick to gay ****** porn.
#44 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
Lol what do you do when you see a melon muncher with half a head?? Stop laughing and reload.....
#16 - anonymous (09/28/2011) [-]
no matter what way you look at it no matter how far a tv stealer excels in this country we have a tv stealer president who lives in government housing.
User avatar #3 - Dersomatic (03/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#14...... You spel "their" wrong
User avatar #4 to #3 - Dersomatic (03/26/2010) [-]
Ha! I spelt spelt wrong!
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