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Top ti) Racist )) Jokes
1. What does a black kid say when he has diareah? ---- Iam
Reelecting.
2. Whats long smells and smells like rabbit **** ? ----The
unemployment line.
3. Whats the problem with 4 ******* going off a cliff in a
cadilac? ----The car seats six.
4. How do you starve a ****** ? ----Hide his welfare check in
his work boots.
5. How do you kill a ****** ? ----Throw a bucket of KFC off a
cliff.
6. Whats the difference between a ****** and a speed
bump? ----You slow down for the speed bump.
7. What does a black kid get for christmas? ----Your bike.
8. Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car? ----
Because it might be yours.
9. What do you call 1000 ******* in an ocean? ----An oil spill.
10. How do you stop a ****** from raping a girl? ----Throw
him a basketball.
11. What do you call a ****** with a wodden leg? ---- **** on a
stick.
12. What do you call a ****** in a sleeping bag? ----A mars bar
13. What do you call 2 ******* in a sleeping bag? ----A mix.
14. Why do ******* always have sex on there minds? ----
Because they have pubic hair on thier heads.
15. Why are ******* getting stronger? ----Because T. V' s are
getting bigger.
16. Whats faster then a ****** running with your T. V? ----His
brother with the VCR.
17. Why are ******* so good at basketball? ----Because they
can shoot steel and run.
18. How do you keep a ****** out of your front yard? ----Move
the garbage can to the back.
19. Why do ******* carry **** in thier wallets? ----For
identity.
20. How do you save a ****** from drowning? ----You dont.
That is all Fjer' s
Thankyou =)
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User avatar #3 - Dersomatic (03/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#14...... You spel "their" wrong
User avatar #4 to #3 - Dersomatic (03/26/2010) [-]
Ha! I spelt spelt wrong!
#2 - anonymous (03/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
bah none of these are even remotely funny...
#205 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [-]
What happened when the ****** looked up his family tree? A GORILLA SH IT ON HIS FACE!!! I'm glad Martin Luther is dead ****** should shut his mouth! WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER WHITE POWER .. Fu cking ******* breathing the white mans air!!!!!!
#190 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [-]
i am a white fellow, i am 57years old, i was racist at once but then something changed me and so i adopted a black boy. he is so intelligent and hard working. i love this boy. racism needs to stop, the world needs to become better. nothing is wrong with black people. they have suffered to much. just leave them alone. i adore all colors and i adore my little boy daniel. its just a color. "i have a dream that someday people will not get judge by their color but by the content of their character" martin luther king
#67 - anonymous (04/21/2012) [-]
How are white people and tampons the same? They're both stuck up cunts. I like white people but the racist ones can go **** themselves. All of you are ignorant and stupid as **** and think this stuff makes you better than blacks, but it doesn't. It makes you look like dumb ***** . **** you ************* bitches and I hope the person who wrote this goes and burns his racist bitch ass in hell.
#22 - anonymous (11/25/2011) [-]
What is a ****** ?
Proof that skunks **** monkeys!
#21 - anonymous (11/16/2011) [-]
white power neggers
User avatar #13 - Sick (03/26/2010) [-]
What do you call a 1000 black people in a pool.



Coco pops
User avatar #12 - Sick (03/26/2010) [-]
What do you call a black person with white hair


A Guiness
User avatar #11 - Sick (03/26/2010) [-]
what do you call a black person going up a cliff.


Black magic
User avatar #1 - Kitsune (03/26/2010) [-]
HAHA nice
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#141 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
if you ******* don't want to be stereotyped. stop being ******* . if you don't understand this. go look up the definition of ****** . ****** .
#122 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
.... Dumb. <point blank.
#98 - anonymous (06/02/2012) [-]
OMG!!! ******* can not read and write. Stay away from blogging if you can not properly utilize your brain for spelling out words like, "cause, have, and ect..." Please get off of General Relief and apply for a real job. Stop producing children if you do not have an education. At the end of the day it doesn't matter who has a big dick, what really matters is who has a brain that functions over their shoulders. Please ****** become educated and stop being ignorant because it is not cute... THANK YOU!!!!
#82 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
Good for you 81. The only reason you got into Harvard was because they needed ******* to try and look like they aren't racist. I wouldn't ever have a ****** doctor. Sorry 79 I wouldn't suck your aids infested ****** pussy if there was a gun to my head. It was good to have cotton picking ****** slaves but if we knew what kind of problems you would bring we would have left you spear chunking, knuckle dragging, monkey ******* ass ******* in the jungles.
#62 - anonymous (04/01/2012) [-]
why r ****** so good at bascketball
1. they can shoot
2. they can steal
3. they can jump
#44 - anonymous (01/30/2012) [-]
Lol what do you do when you see a melon muncher with half a head?? Stop laughing and reload.....
#24 - anonymous (12/14/2011) [-]
****** alert (me) these are my favorite jokes I like the one with how too stop a bigger from raping a girl throw him a basketball lol kobe bryant # 8 is the rapist LOL I got 1 what do call a group of white ppl on the bench

the NBA
What do call a bunch of black ppl on the bench

Waiting for the prison bus
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