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Top ti) Racist )) Jokes
1. What does a black kid say when he has diareah? ---- Iam
Reelecting.
2. Whats long smells and smells like rabbit **** ? ----The
unemployment line.
3. Whats the problem with 4 ******* going off a cliff in a
cadilac? ----The car seats six.
4. How do you starve a ****** ? ----Hide his welfare check in
his work boots.
5. How do you kill a ****** ? ----Throw a bucket of KFC off a
cliff.
6. Whats the difference between a ****** and a speed
bump? ----You slow down for the speed bump.
7. What does a black kid get for christmas? ----Your bike.
8. Why dont you run over a black kids bike in your car? ----
Because it might be yours.
9. What do you call 1000 ******* in an ocean? ----An oil spill.
10. How do you stop a ****** from raping a girl? ----Throw
him a basketball.
11. What do you call a ****** with a wodden leg? ---- **** on a
stick.
12. What do you call a ****** in a sleeping bag? ----A mars bar
13. What do you call 2 ******* in a sleeping bag? ----A mix.
14. Why do ******* always have sex on there minds? ----
Because they have pubic hair on thier heads.
15. Why are ******* getting stronger? ----Because T. V' s are
getting bigger.
16. Whats faster then a ****** running with your T. V? ----His
brother with the VCR.
17. Why are ******* so good at basketball? ----Because they
can shoot steel and run.
18. How do you keep a ****** out of your front yard? ----Move
the garbage can to the back.
19. Why do ******* carry **** in thier wallets? ----For
identity.
20. How do you save a ****** from drowning? ----You dont.
That is all Fjer' s
Thankyou =)
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User avatar #3 - Dersomatic (03/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#14...... You spel "their" wrong
User avatar #4 to #3 - Dersomatic (03/26/2010) [-]
Ha! I spelt spelt wrong!
#2 - Womens Study Major (03/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
bah none of these are even remotely funny...
User avatar #13 - Sick (03/26/2010) [-]
What do you call a 1000 black people in a pool.



Coco pops
User avatar #12 - Sick (03/26/2010) [-]
What do you call a black person with white hair


A Guiness
User avatar #11 - Sick (03/26/2010) [-]
what do you call a black person going up a cliff.


Black magic
User avatar #1 - Kitsune (03/26/2010) [-]
HAHA nice
#258 - Womens Study Major (06/14/2014) [-]
Seriously ! you mean to tell me that there are millions of adult black men out there that would give anything to just have a job to get up to go to, everyday 6 maybe 7 days a week 12 to 14 hours a day actually married to just one woman no sleeping around, have a car payment, a house payment, pay taxes, buy all your own food, buy all your own beer, no assistance of any kind. car insurance, house insurance, life insurance, portfolio, child care expenses, checking acct, savings acct, i'd like to see that, most black men i know couldn't handle my lifestyle.
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#190 - Womens Study Major (12/26/2012) [-]
i am a white fellow, i am 57years old, i was racist at once but then something changed me and so i adopted a black boy. he is so intelligent and hard working. i love this boy. racism needs to stop, the world needs to become better. nothing is wrong with black people. they have suffered to much. just leave them alone. i adore all colors and i adore my little boy daniel. its just a color. "i have a dream that someday people will not get judge by their color but by the content of their character" martin luther king
#167 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2012) [-]
What do u call a group of blacks that are walking North?
"The Great Migration"

What happens when black people are overly exposed 2 sun?
Nothing except their eyes and teeth are still visible.
#145 - Womens Study Major (09/07/2012) [-]
whats the best kind of ****** ?

A dead one.

#126 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2012) [-]
I thought this was the dumbest **** I'd ever see, but then I read the comments.
#102 - Womens Study Major (06/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
pretty sure the biggest dick in the world is white ! nigeeers
#86 - Womens Study Major (05/18/2012) [-]
Yall mad cuz we got big dicks, and **** all the white chicks. THats what it comes down too.
#67 - Womens Study Major (04/21/2012) [-]
How are white people and tampons the same? They're both stuck up cunts. I like white people but the racist ones can go **** themselves. All of you are ignorant and stupid as **** and think this stuff makes you better than blacks, but it doesn't. It makes you look like dumb ***** . **** you ************* bitches and I hope the person who wrote this goes and burns his racist bitch ass in hell.
#49 - Womens Study Major (02/02/2012) [-]
well im white and from the south and i think its sad that yer honky ass dont know how to spell the word "our" or "beleive" lol oh my ******* god, or the word "these" lol
#33 - Womens Study Major (01/13/2012) [-]
to all u melon muncher loving white bitches, dont u know once u go black ur a single mom???
#18 - Womens Study Major (11/02/2011) [-]
How do u catch a ****** ?
U dnt u shoot em n the back
#16 - Womens Study Major (09/28/2011) [-]
no matter what way you look at it no matter how far a tv stealer excels in this country we have a tv stealer president who lives in government housing.
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