Cute Story

How say you?

if the story finished it would have said, "don't fuck with guy's they're violent and unpredictable when drunk. especially after a car crash."

True, but what about the cops?

well she'd be dead by then. all they can do is arrest him.

Doubt it, why would the guy be mad;how would he kill her; and not all guys are angry drunks.

well he'd be pissed after she did that. and choking a bitch has been done many a time.

even Wayne Brady has to do it some time.

good point. how about we leave it at that, k? it is a good moral, dont make it complicated

nothing is never not complicated ;)

only if a woman is involved

or if you have 45 voices screaming at the inside of your skull.

That was deep man, that was deep

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!! XD lmao.

Someone hand this man an Internet.

lolz y thankz mr. bigboobsmcgoo!!! :D! thts mah first internetz! XD

lucky 4 u...
:P

lol face rape

sorry *box*

I almost did too, but your missing out. Just read a little further to the end, ask anyone here,it's fucking worth it.

no. Stop it!!!

We both know a girl with boobs win. Your name is evidence enough lol

Man and woman are in a huge crash
magically unharmed
Woman says they should be friends
Man says sure but still woman's fault
a wine bottle is magically still perfectly fine
woman gives wine bottle to man who drinks half of it
evil conniving bitch then says to wait for the cops to arrive.
that's a short as it goes while containing everything.

Dude thank you SO MUCH! I saw this joke already, and if I would have read through all that, I would have realized how much time I wasted... AGAIN. Thank you... =D