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I think it is terrible that someone actually made pizza a vegetable. Think of how fat kids will be because their parents tell them to eat their vegetables and the kid just goes to school everyday and eats a piece of pizza thinking it is ok.

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#134 to #96 - stickdick (12/02/2011) [-]

At least now we have an excuse to have pizza when someone says "Eat your vegetables."

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#168 to #134 - pointstoo (12/03/2011) [-]

But people will get fat because of it and if everyone really thinks that Americans are fat just wait til they are all stuffed with pizza

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#79 - supamonkey (12/02/2011) [+] (9 replies)

Diet Coke and Coke Zero are ass gravy of the worst kind. Original Coca-Cola or nothing.

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#102 to #79 - tombstoney (12/02/2011) [-]

i usually go with mexican sodas

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#100 to #79 - loverevolution (12/02/2011) [-]

Cherry vanilla coke is the way to go.

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#85 to #79 - icaptaincanada (12/02/2011) [-]

Or cherry coke :D

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#88 to #85 - supamonkey (12/02/2011) [-]

Dr. Pepper, om nom nom.

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#90 to #88 - dennisc (12/02/2011) [-]

Mountian Dew...

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#99 to #90 - donaldtrumpbitch **User deleted account** (12/02/2011) [-]

*Throwback Mountain Dew.

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#136 to #79 - shitshitshit (12/02/2011) [-]

i prefer nuka-cola

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#52 - icedog (12/02/2011) [-]

A true trendsetter in the field of nutrition, and to think he accomplished all this while also running a successful smuggling ring. What a champion.

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#50 - redjester (12/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**redjester rolled a random image posted in comment #27 at My life ** what else should be a vegetable

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#83 to #50 - stipularkailyb (12/02/2011) [-]

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#82 - Pacboy (12/02/2011) [-]

welcome to america

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#1 - deadpixel (12/02/2011) [-]

unlucky pal.

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#154 - hawklife (12/02/2011) [-]

GOD are you like a vegan kudos to you man

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#109 - noly (12/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)

i prefer tacos

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#125 to #109 - bradneelystuff (12/02/2011) [-]

Dude, I'm glad you saved my gif.
Protip: don't overpost it, you have to time it right so that it stays funny.

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#87 - pwnzone **User deleted account** (12/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)

Ok, i wanna get something straight. Congress did NOT declare pizza a vegetable. Thats fucking stupid. They declared tomato paste a serving of youre daily amount of vegetable. Nowhere in the bill did it mention the word "pizza". Okay? Okay. Seeya!

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#94 to #87 - N. Korean citizen (12/02/2011) [-]

Tomatoes are not vegetables they are fruit

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#103 to #94 - pwnzone **User deleted account** (12/02/2011) [-]

Im aware of that, but apparently the american congress thinks otherwise...

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#105 to #101 - thelegitreaper **User deleted account** (12/02/2011) [-]

**thelegitreaper rolled a random image posted in comment #138 at Oh,johnny ** aw shit! someone just got OWNED by red thumbs...tsk tsk tsk

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#63 - abyssal (12/02/2011) [+] (10 replies)

out of curiosity, is a calzone a vegetable too? or no because it doesnt have tomato sauce?

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#66 to #63 - jtwagner (12/02/2011) [-]

That ruling doesn't apply. Calzones are not a subclass of pizza as far as I know, so they retain their calzone status

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#75 to #66 - abyssal (12/02/2011) [-]

this upsets me

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#76 to #75 - jtwagner (12/02/2011) [-]

From what I have read it was about how to regulate pizza in regards to school lunches.

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#112 to #76 - metaljunkies (12/02/2011) [-]

It was because Schwans wasn't going to be able to sell pizzas to schools anymore because they're unhealthy, and Schwans paid for alot of the senator's campaigns...therefore owning congress.

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#116 to #112 - abyssal (12/02/2011) [-]

I'm well aware of all this, was just going along with the joke. Its that the tomato sauce used counts as a serving of vegetables, not that pizza is actually a vegetable.

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#118 to #116 - metaljunkies (12/02/2011) [-]

actually didn't reply to you

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#121 to #118 - abyssal (12/02/2011) [-]

I'm just replying to the general thread while making the purple bar grow

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#122 to #121 - metaljunkies (12/02/2011) [-]

why not just reply to yourself then?

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#138 to #122 - abyssal (12/02/2011) [-]

girth over length

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#140 to #138 - metaljunkies (12/02/2011) [-]

it's not small, it's thin...it's like throwing a pencil down a hallway...thumb if you can name that movie

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#7 - lolollo (12/02/2011) [+] (6 replies)

I f***ing LOVE Coke Zero!

even though it might as well be diet coke.

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#10 to #7 - mzak **User deleted account** (12/02/2011) [-]

Coke zero tastes good, diet coke tastes like shit. IMO.

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#18 to #10 - creepingcreeper (12/02/2011) [-]

Its the exact samething

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#19 to #7 - Glasid **User deleted account** (12/02/2011) [-]

coke zero taste like it has a cinnamon flavor.
Does Anyone Else?

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#156 to #19 - breakfastlunch (12/02/2011) [-]

Yes, I do. I've been told I taste like cinnamon

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#158 to #156 - N. Korean citizen (12/03/2011) [-]

I see what you did there

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#111 - natheel (12/02/2011) [-]

isn't tomato a fruit? Come on congress

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