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Amazing Parasite #3

WANNA GET LAID?
Well this little Pimp can
help you on your way! This
little dude makes women
HORNY! If you do decide
to slip your crush a peace
of undercooked meat (not
innuendo) and get some
sweet thong pregnant, just
slip here some more and
kill that little fetus. thats
right! He gets you laid and
aborts the mistake!
Damn nature, your a playa
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Submitted: 03/25/2010
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User avatar #46 - suprdude (03/26/2010) [-]
WTF I've never heard of this pokemon!
User avatar #38 - localbees ONLINE (03/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
yeah, except for the part where it takes over rats brains and makes them run towards cats, because it flourishes in cat intestines. and if a modified strain got in people, it would be a zombie apocalypse. don't believe me?
http://www.cracked com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.h tml put in the period
#56 - analattourny (03/26/2010) [-]
garuntee that little guy ends up ******* your brain up hard core.
User avatar #1 - Idonteven (03/25/2010) [-]
We can call him "Plan G."

*badum chh*
User avatar #2 - Chromatix (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'm gonna open a shop that just sells those lil' suckers. :P
#67 - HieiRyuujin **User deleted account** (03/26/2010) [-]
**HieiRyuujin rolls 140,816,427**
Hi.. I'd like to place an order..
User avatar #51 - VicDemona (03/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Want to learn to spell?!! Go back to grade school and learn words like piece and her! Wow! Education is neat-O!
User avatar #57 to #55 - MDB (03/26/2010) [-]
MEIN CAKE!
#3 - nikh (03/25/2010) [-]
Remember AVP-R, the Predalien that impregnated that chick that was about to give birth, and the chestbursters devoured her baby before it was born? That was brutal. And this reminded me of it.
User avatar #30 - ZombieSmile ONLINE (03/26/2010) [+] (8 replies)
DAMN NAUTRE YOU'RE SCARY!
#32 to #30 - mr skeltal (03/26/2010) [-]
It's "DAMN NATURE *YOU* SCARY'.
User avatar #5 - PirateMatey (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Infected women were more likely to become more outgoing and showed signs of higher intelligence"

Think twice - she may no longer want to make you sammiches!
User avatar #60 - TheSmokingBear (03/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'll have to try this with my new she-bear
User avatar #58 - SisterAmerica (03/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Abortion is really not funny.
#66 to #58 - MakeFJfunnyagain (03/26/2010) [-]
youre right..its hilarious
User avatar #21 - FireIceEarth (03/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
That's not toxoplasma gondii; TG is a cat parasite, infected cats poo it out, mice eat the poo, get infected, it changes the brain chemistry, and causes the mouse to take more risks, leading to it being eaten by a cat, continuing the life-cycle.

It can infect humans (80% of cat owners have it) it does cause increased risk taking in humans, but not horniness.

It also looks like a microscopic slug with no eyes, not like a jellyfish.
User avatar #4 - Klusterpuck (03/25/2010) [-]
Where can i buy some of these?
User avatar #62 - Rawrer (03/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
...what is it called?
User avatar #63 to #62 - EvilSquiggly (03/26/2010) [-]
-Facepalm-
Look at the description and click the wikipedia link
User avatar #23 - MrRambow (03/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
grammar natzi would have a field day here. i have no idea what you just said. but i get the point.
User avatar #18 - spacemarin (03/26/2010) [-]
were can i get ....this
#15 - etrain (03/25/2010) [-]
don't mean to be a grammar Nazi but.......Jesus ******* Christ bro.....
#12 - mr skeltal (03/25/2010) [-]
the one useful parasite that you post you dont give the name of?
**** you good sir
User avatar #11 - IceBearJudgesYou (03/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"hey this taste like...well hellloooo"
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