Funniest "Shit" Ever. I don't think I've ever laughed at something harder.. Michael 101 [Eli 1( Thu) 21 :52 No. 1 12596521 sat work shrank coffee for the first
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Funniest "Shit" Ever

I don't think I've ever laughed at something harder.

Michael 101 [Eli 1( Thu) 21 :52 No. 1 12596521
sat work
shrank coffee for the first time that morning
cups to make sure it worked
spuddenly my stomach feels like someone has filled it with dirt and is tryingto make a balloon animal with it
litterally feel the shit straining against my rectum, as if it was possessed by some sort and wanted freedom from its thousand year prison
shave to walk all the way down the hall with my ass and thighs clenched tightly
sby the time I get to the bathroom, I' m sweating profusely and grunting loudly with every step
nearest stall
knotice there is someone in the stall negrito it, but idgaf
scank down shorts and attempt to slam my ass onto the toilet seat
sass slips offput tothe slickness caused by my ass sweat
ifall off. one of my arms goes into the toilet, my ass slips underlie stall divider
scant control it
sshit actually explodes out of my ass. entire stall
sits occupant starts screaming
start screaming in return, but I can' t fucking stop
sloes on for about half a minute, shit erupting from my ass forcefully the entire time
Mcnally it dies down, ass still sputtering and oozing a bit
aperson rushes out ofthe stall, almost slips on the shit, and then dashes out ofthe bathroom
she on the ground for five Arte's minutes, recover
Mcnally, get up and look in the stall to inspect the damage
sit is completely lined with shit, you can even making out the outline ofthe previous occupant against the wall
sthere is a huge gooey pile where my ass was sticking through, probably weighed at least five pounds
swipe my ass fast as I can, still takes a longtime
someone would walk in at any moment
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Submitted: 12/01/2011
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#3 - ssgteggs (12/01/2011) [-]
thats is the funniest thing i have ever seen on 4chan you need a fucking medal
#2 - schrodi ONLINE (12/01/2011) [-]
This is the first time a newest upload has mad me lol literally, most of the content on the front page hasn't made me lol, thumb for you!
This is the first time a newest upload has mad me lol literally, most of the content on the front page hasn't made me lol, thumb for you!
#1 - greendreamy73 (12/01/2011) [-]
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